Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Just read all nine pages only to find I'd been beaten to the pun(ch)Good job we are not man united or he would of got the famous hairdryer treatment of fergie!
Anyway. I think he'll be signing a contract extention. Soon be spraying balls around the park. He's so brill I cream myself. And the way he's brushed up his disciplinary record is superm.