Whats wrong with Felli?

[JozMan]

Hey guys, Any one know whats up with Fellaini? I thought he play a half agianst Bury, would have been nice for him to get a full game under his belt before the season starts.

 

[RFUS]

He walked underneath a low-hanging ceiling fan and it chopped his afro in half like in that advert.

He's currently in shock and undergoing therapy.

 

[JozMan]

He walked underneath a low-hanging ceiling fan and it chopped his afro in half like in that advert.

He's currently in shock and undergoing therapy.

Oh ****. That's not his season over is it? This stuff always happens at Everton!

 

[Tom Mc EFC]

Oh ****. That's not his season over is it? This stuff always happens at Everton!

When he comes back from the trauma it will be like a new signing.

 

[RFUS]

Oh ****. That's not his season over is it? This stuff always happens at Everton!

He was rushed to hospital like, and the doctors tried to reattach it, but the transplant was unsuccessful. Sources close to the player said that "it just looked a bit silly really".

So it's touch and go, mate.

 

[chrissyjack]

He walked underneath a low-hanging ceiling fan and it chopped his afro in half like in that advert.

He's currently in shock and undergoing therapy.

Was it a hairline fracture ?

 

[RFUS]

Was it a hairline fracture ?

Mate, this isn't the time to make jokes.

 

[chrissyjack]

Mate, this isn't the time to make jokes.

I was being serious. Might take him a while to "Regaine" his fitness

 

[billycopper]

I was being serious. Might take him a while to "Regaine" his fitness

Just so long as we get to the root of the problem.

 

[RFUS]

I don't think you people should be making light of this hairy situation.

 

[Bigmaclad]

I heard they had to use a scalpel.

 

[chrissyjack]

I don't think you people should be making light of this hairy situation.

Well I won't be cut-up about it

 

[RFUS]

I wish him well with every fibre of my being.

 

[Roztitute]

Brilliant hahah^^

 

[chrissyjack]

Maybe Moyesy is selling him

Been told to "trim" the squad