2020/21 James Rodriguez

[Glasshalffull]

Geoff was great playing the banjo and singing George Formby’s “ I’m standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by”

Sorry for being pedantic, but George Formby did, 'Leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady comes by'. Standing at the corner was Dean Martin, and also some outfit called, 'The Four Lads'.

Having made my point, that nobody cares about, I shall now retire from the fray.

 

[PhilM]

You would think he would at least sink a couple hundred mill on sponsorship the tight git.

Big Oil Goodison

Big Oil Chang Beer

Iwobi held down in a well filled with Big Oil.

News flash: Big Oil provides free Castrol GT for Iwobi's knees to ensure he no longer runs like a geriatric.

 

[nsno-chris]

Last week: It's terrible he's going to play for Colombia.

This week: It's terrible he's not good enough to play for Colombia.

It’s truly beautiful, they don’t know which way to turn. They’d love to trade him in for some yard dog then moan at the club for doing such a thing

 

[Cameron Manning]

Sorry for being pedantic, but George Formby did, 'Leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady comes by'. Standing at the corner was Dean Martin, and also some outfit called, 'The Four Lads'.

Having made my point, that nobody cares about, I shall now retire from the fray.

Yes you are correct, I never put enough care about writing that post, and I’m absolutely ashamed of myself, you might be retiring from the fray, I’m retiring from life after that and I hope it makes you bleedin’ happy!!

 

[Gilbert..]

In 5 years time if DCL is still scoring 16 goals a season I'll worship him same with Carlo/James if they lead us to a top 4 finish or win a trophy.

Until then they have much to prove. The Carlo worship has been embarassing at times considering we've finished 12th and 10th - he would have been strung up if he was Bistro Boobs at certain points this season.

No worship. Its a realism of the lack of quality and no quick fix in replies to those who think he's got some harry potter style wand. And the placed finish in his first full season is very different to same placed finishes where we were 20/25 odd points away from the few clubs just above us.
But that doesnt suit your narrative.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

No worship. Its a realism of the lack of quality and no quick fix in replies to those who think he's got some harry potter style wand. And the placed finish in his first full season is very different to same placed finishes where we were 20/25 odd points away from the few clubs just above us.
But that doesnt suit your narrative.

You're picking the wrong fight mate I dont want Carlo out im just not kissing the blokes arse over what he won at other clubs and blame dodgy subs, average league finishes and constant tinkering on "der players" its a squad game the manager and players take the plaudits when they do well likewise they should equally share the blame when we underperform.

I'll sing Carlo Fantastico when he delivers CL football or a trophy - until then he should be held to the same scrutiny that we've given every manager that came before him.

 

[COYBL25]

It’s truly beautiful, they don’t know which way to turn. They’d love to trade him in for some yard dog then moan at the club for doing such a thing

Imagine if we got shut of James Rodriguez and replaced him with Chris Wood.

The servers would melt on here.

 

[Gilbert..]

You're picking the wrong fight mate I dont want Carlo out im just not kissing the blokes arse over what he won at other clubs and blame dodgy subs, average league finishes and constant tinkering on "der players" its a squad game the manager and players take the plaudits when they do well likewise they should equally share the blame when we underperform.

You're doing a good impression of showing otherwise. comparing the placed finishes when the two are very different. Fact we were even in with a sniff of CL place late on in the season when previously we were not even remotely near it. Thats called spin.
The marjority of posters are not kissing his arse. They just see the issues of no quick fix.

 

[Connor]

Imagine if we got shut of James Rodriguez and replaced him with Chris Wood.

The servers would melt on here.

I would be marching around Goodison Road in my bills with a moshiri must go flag like this fella

 

[zukai12_]

Needs a new calf it seems

I hope he can get back to his early season form next year

 

[ForeverBlue92]

You're doing a good impression of showing otherwise. comparing the placed finishes when the two are very different. Fact we were even in with a sniff of CL place late on in the season when previously we were not even remotely near it. Thats called spin.
The marjority of posters are not kissing his arse. They just see the issues of no quick fix.

You don't get a trophy for that mate.

 

[UptheTofees]

Lads celebrating he can't play for his country. Shame on you.

Sorry about us part 16 @UptheTofees

it’s okay brother. I’m happy he is not playing either

this summer and recovery might determine if he has a future as a footballer. He needs to recover

 

[JMT]

Of course the absolute danger has brought up DCL for no reason.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Pretty sad that some are happy he is out of a major tournament through injury, I bet most are the same ones up in arms with him slinking off early in the first place. Surely this proves he wasn't faking it?

Damned if you do damned if you don't I'm afraid James. Sorry about us.

 

[Blues Harp]

Needs a new calf it seems

I hope he can get back to his early season form next year

Can we get one of the "Yorkshire Vets" to help? They're great at delivering new calves. lol