Match Thread Everton v Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Ring master]

Bruce has mugged Ancelotti again.

maybe more like Graeme Jones maybe

 

[Ring master]

5mins Injury time

 

[R.Reddington]

I give up

 

[Sassy Colombian]

New Castle

Anyway, lads and lasses, how are we drowning our sorrows this afternoon?

Fancy a bit of afternoon wine, and then tearfully explaining to my kids what a hard life it is to be an Evertonian.

Smoking a joint always helps after a match like this one.

 

[Stav1985]

alright mystic meg

It’s not mysticism, son. It’s realism.

 

[Fansince1988]

Stop watching now.

I fast forward it to massive disappointment.

 

[Johnnytotal]

Carlo Antishoti

 

[Mkjjones]

I find is amusing, easy money for me, betted £20 on a Newcastle win and Wilson to score! lol

 

[wandyr79]

Nothing positive today, one of the most meh performances of the season.

We could have the best side ever for one game only but if you are a team on a bad run or you are a striker who hasn't scored for a while come to Goodison we will oblige.

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Honestly half these can get in the bin.

 

[charlie atkins]

To be fair they've been just as bad as everyone else out there.

But they would be the only 2 anyone would want.

 

[LANTERNROUGE]

uninspiring, underwhelming, unconvincing, EvertUN

 

[DanB90]

Haven’t worked hard enough and been too poor in the final third to deserve even a draw from this.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Don’t they all mate. We always get terrored by average players.

Anyone with work rate. We constantly struggle when we are expecting to win against hard working teams.

West Ham, Leeds, Newcastle

 

[atypicalusername]

Iwobi was a disaster, doucoure was a headless chicken. Digne has cooled off second half and been poor. James kicked off the park. Siggy booked early so has to be reserved. Nobody marking for the goal conceded.