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Dear Mr Elstone,

For the sake of public order and decency, please can you have a word with your club chairman, and ask him to release the 3 billionaire investors that he has tied up under the Bullens Road stand.

Yours Sincerely

Theopolis P lockemup

Chief Inspector
Merseyside Police: Investor Abduction and denial Unit
 

Dear Bob

Ignore the other letters. Aston Villa are apparently in debt so the situation at Everton is irrelevant. Why not sack our match dj and get Barrymore?

Regards

Mr Chumley Warner
 
neonleon said:
Dear Mr Elstone,

Many fans want change. This board has failed to secure investment time and again, leaving the manager overwhelmed in the transfer market. We believe it is incumbent upon you to facilitate a change in ownership. Portsmouth have had four new owners in the last year alone, and we think this new model of ownership would safeguard the future of EFC and ensure success on the field as well as off it.

p.s We expect miracles and we're definitely willing to stoop so low as criticising the club charity work you do for the Everton Foundation - a community based club charity that amongst other things helps kids in Alder Hey.

Yours

The Kenwrongers
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oh just f##k off, you sanctimonious bore. no one thinks the board are devils incarnate, but they are not doing brilliant at the task required. people like you should stay out of the debate if you cannot state anything intelligent.
 

sirblue57 said:
oh just f##k off, you sanctimonious bore. no one thinks the board are devils incarnate, but they are not doing brilliant at the task required. people like you should stay out of the debate if you cannot state anything intelligent.
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Dear Robert,

keep up the good work that i started,

Love Keith Wyness.

P.S Tell Bill He's doing a great job fund raising too.
 

Dear Mr. Elstone

Come to Finland, TheFinnFan will take you to sauna. Traditionally all the high calibre politics and negotiations are done in sauna. Thats a fact. After this ritual, you WILL ensure that Moyes has about £30m to spend. And then we -the fans- will be happy as hell. And finally, you have shown some ambition too.
 
Messner said:
Dear Mr Elstone,

I am a Nigerian diplomat with a considerable fortune. Due to political difficulties the Government wants to freeze my assets. If you send me a cheque for one hundred pounds, along with your bank account details, I will transfer the sum of 50 million Nigerian dollars into your bank account, as your payment for this transaction. You may use half of this money to purchase a 20 goals-a-season striker.

Ps. tell my useless waste of space Nephew Victor to pull his ####ing finger out.

Pps. Can you please send me an autographed Tony Hibbert photo with the cheque, my daughter wants to make the babies with him.

Regards,

Mr Obafemi Boomshanka Anichebe
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I genuinely laughed out loud.
 
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
[crowd cheers]
 

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