Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

Hey mate, sorry for asking now but you can never be too careful, are you really Hendo or are you just someone on the Internet pretending to be Hendo?

No chance we'd get a fake Hendo on Fylde's premier forum. No Coaster site actually exists that is a patch on this.

 

[Jimishorts]

Labrinis, arrests and passing out in alleys. We really are hitting the big time.

Class A’s, strippers and tabloid stings must be just around the corner.

More scandals the Corrie and eastenders put together.

UTFC

 

[Jimishorts]

No chance we'd get a fake Hendo on Fylde's premier forum. No Coaster site actually exists that is a patch on this.

Now if you were on ’coaster chat’ I wouldn’t believe any of the players have ever heard of it.

But if you looking for hardcore supporters and a homo-erotic undertone you’ve come to the right place.

 

[NeroCeasar]

It’s always the kin same! Get someone posting with real inside info and someone tries to jump on every bIt of info they might get slightly wrong. Ruins it for the rest of us. Appreciate what you’re doing here @Euan Henderson Don’t listen to lads like this. They’re just jealous of your corsa.
#beattie_is_ours

Your bang out of order here now Jimmy, I never jumped on any info Hendo gave us, I just asked if he was the real Hendo? Now that he has confirmed that he is, I'm just glad I have a new friend and not because he's the greatest footballer that has ever lived but because he's a kind and honest member of our little online community. Wish you were more like him tbh Jimmy. Can't wait to get a spin in Hendo's Corsa tbh

 

[Jimishorts]

Your bang out of order here now Jimmy, I never jumped on any info Hendo gave us, I just asked if he was the real Hendo? Now that he has confirmed that he is, I'm just glad I have a new friend and not because he's the greatest footballer that has ever lived but because he's a kind and honest member of our little online community. Wish you were more like him tbh Jimmy. Can't wait to get a spin in Hendo's Corsa tbh

Lads, ladsI know we’re all a bit starstruck having a superstar in our midst but let not fall out with each other.

Save the aggro for the like of Burton and Southend.

UTFC

*and it’s a fiesta ffs.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Lads, ladsI know we’re all a bit starstruck having a superstar in our midst but let not fall out with each other.

Save the aggro for the like of Burton and Southend.

UTFC

*and it’s a fiesta ffs.

I am ready to attack

 

[Jimishorts]

I am ready to attack

Remember we got those Forest green salad munchers pre-season.

Save that feeling JJ.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

PRE-SEASON RESULTS 2028/29




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[The Penalty Box Dancer]

TRANSFERS IN

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Vince Bytheway

Vince was the first player signed by Duncan Ferguson this summer on a season loan from West Bromich Albion. 22 year old Vince Bytheway can play as an Attacking midfielder either centrally or on the right and has filled the void left by Bryan Johnson on the right side of midfield. Vince is yet to make the breakthrough at Albion and relishes his chance at League One Fylde.

Steve Stockbridge

25 year old right sided full back, who can also play on the left signed from Bristol Rovers to replace the outgoing Tariq Lamptey who refused to sign a new deal with The Coasters. Steve was first choice right back last season at League One Bristol Rovers and will supply good cover for Mark Morton at right back.

Alan O'Neill

21 year old central defender O'Neill was this summers big money signing and joins from Premier League side Everton. The defender was on loan at Swansea last season. The Irish man is known for his speed and calmness in defence and has a bright future within football.

Mel Pope

Mel comes back for a second season on loan at Fylde, Aston Villa were keen to allow the 19 year old midfielder to continue his development on loan at Fylde for a further season.

Duncan Ferguson hasn't ruled out any more incomings but states his side is strong ahead of the new season. Ferguson targeted a left winger to compete with Euan Henderson but struggled in the market after chasing Sean Doran of Manchester United who decided to go on loan to Reading. Ferguson utilised Sam Allaway on the left in pre-season with the striker relishing his new role within the side. Allaway faced another season going out on loan but has adapted well to playing on the left. Tariq Lamptey and Ryan East both left the club this summer and Lee Lofthouse has been with the first team in pre-season and has a chance to be a part of the managers plans this season.

 

[Yarrgh]

TRANSFERS IN

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Vince Bytheway

Vince was the first player signed by Duncan Ferguson this summer on a season loan from West Bromich Albion. 22 year old Vince Bytheway can play as an Attacking midfielder either centrally or on the right and has filled the void left by Bryan Johnson on the right side of midfield. Vince is yet to make the breakthrough at Albion and relishes his chance at League One Fylde.

Steve Stockbridge

25 year old right sided full back, who can also play on the left signed from Bristol Rovers to replace the outgoing Tariq Lamptey who refused to sign a new deal with The Coasters. Steve was first choice right back last season at League One Bristol Rovers and will supply good cover for Mark Morton at right back.

Alan O'Neill

21 year old central defender O'Neill was this summers big money signing and joins from Premier League side Everton. The defender was on loan at Swansea last season. The Irish man is known for his speed and calmness in defence and has a bright future within football.

Mel Pope

Mel comes back for a second season on loan at Fylde, Aston Villa were keen to allow the 19 year old midfielder to continue his development on loan at Fylde for a further season.

Duncan Ferguson hasn't ruled out any more incomings but states his side is strong ahead of the new season. Ferguson targeted a left winger to compete with Euan Henderson but struggled in the market after chasing Sean Doran of Manchester United who decided to go on loan to Reading. Ferguson utilised Sam Allaway on the left in pre-season with the striker relishing his new role within the side. Allaway faced another season going out on loan but has adapted well to playing on the left. Tariq Lamptey and Ryan East both left the club this summer and Lee Lofthouse has been with the first team in pre-season and has a chance to be a part of the managers plans this season.

Solid. Let's do this Coasters!

 

[wm02]

I can imagine now.
Bytheway passes it to allaway back to bytheway. Who squares it for allaway
*sheds masculine tear

 

[Philw]

I can imagine now.
Bytheway passes it to allaway back to bytheway. Who squares it for allaway
*sheds masculine tear

"What's your name son?"

"It's Vince by the way."

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

FERGUSON REACHES LANDMARK

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[The Penalty Box Dancer]

FYLDE TAKEOVER LOOMING

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[maccavennie]

FERGUSON REACHES LANDMARK

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You'd think they'd update Duncans picture instead of looking like Thom Yorke during the release of OK Computer.