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[RAFUH]

Prays for @RAFUH

Man with ginger hair turns to dust on hottest day of the year

Local ginger-haired man Steve Walshe has perished and turned to dust after ill-advisedly stepping outside on the hottest day of the year.

www.suffolkgazette.com

pfft...heat index here has been over 40 for the last week or so

 

[summerisle]

A bit drastic.

 

[Cels]

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[summerisle]

Quality journalism strikes again.

 

[dublinbluenose]

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Cels]

Blatant disregard for the social distancing rules.

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[Groucho]

Sunday Sport ones are so obviously fake though.

Real ones are well funnier for them actually happening.

 

[D*ck Solomon]

Sunday Sport ones are so obviously fake though.

Real ones are well funnier for them actually happening.

Years ago I saw a headline they had found two skeletons at the front of the titanic and the scene from the film with jack and winslet was based on truth. They'd superimposed two skeletons to the front of the wreckage underwater.

What worries me is that there will definitely be people somewhere (probably from the midlands) who believe things like that. 'I had stomach-ache and a cat crawled out of my brown-door eating a kit-kat singing Rivers of Babylon by Boney-M' "Bloody hell have you seen this Shirley? that poor fella"

 

[summerisle]

Once the rulers come out you've got no chance.

 

[summerisle]

Better late than never.

 

[summerisle]

Crime wave in the Isle of Man.

 

[summerisle]

Won't somebody think of the sheep ?

 

[summerisle]

If I was Jesus I'd return somewhere other than Carlisle. lol