Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[maccavennie]

I've got my Columbia shirt on, Valderama wig dusted down and lobbed on, Columbia flag hanging out the window, Columbia coffee on the go, 3 for 50 and 55 episodes of Columbo at the ready.

 

[Paul Rideout]

I've got my Columbia shirt on, Valderama wig dusted down and lobbed on, Columbia flag hanging out the window, Columbia coffee on the go, 3 for 50 and 55 episodes of Columbo at the ready.

Been practising your scorpion kicks jumping on your bed?

 

[GwladysBlue]

First run out against Salford in the cup? Wouldn’t risk him in that myself but could do just for fitness

I wouldn't play him vs Salford. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the West Brom game.

 

[blue to the bone]

I've got my Columbia shirt on, Valderama wig dusted down and lobbed on, Columbia flag hanging out the window, Columbia coffee on the go, 3 for 50 and 55 episodes of Columbo at the ready.

No cocaine! Shame on you

 

[Mildredblues]

I wouldn't play him vs Salford. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the West Brom game.

I wouldn't play him vs West Brom. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the game after the West Brom game.

 

[TheSecondComing]

I've got my Columbia shirt on, Valderama wig dusted down and lobbed on, Columbia flag hanging out the window, Columbia coffee on the go, 3 for 50 and 55 episodes of Columbo at the ready.

Missing something highly vital off your Columbia starter pack there chief

Actually just seen it enjoy!

 

[maccavennie]

Been practising your scorpion kicks jumping on your bed?

Don't need a bed to practice them Paul, I'm willing to injure myself for authenticity purposes.

 

[maccavennie]

No cocaine! Shame on you

Included mate, 3 for 50!!

 

[Paul Rideout]

Don't need a bed to practice them Paul, I'm willing to injure myself for authenticity purposes.

If you have some of that mystical Colombian powder that’s 3 for 50 on your list you’ll go into it brimming with confidence

 

[maccavennie]

Missing something highly vital off your Columbia starter pack there chief

Actually just seems it enjoy!

 

[maccavennie]

If you have some of that mystical Colombian powder you omitted from your list you’ll go into it brimming with confidence

It was in my list, just subtly put there

 

[LocalNative]

Included mate, 3 for 50!!

Send me that number right away - bargain!

 

[Bob Latchford]

Won’t believe it until he’s in Everton kit and the guy with the dildo has photobombed the SSN report from outside finch farm

 

[maccavennie]

Send me that number right away - bargain!

803555-34fifty

 

[Thomasc]

I wouldn't play him vs West Brom. A load of their cloggers will want to make a name for themselves by roughing him up. I'd save him for the game after the West Brom game.

why don’t we just wrap him in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get any nasty grazes?

he’s a footballer, he’s paid to play football, not sure why you wouldn’t want him to do that?

he’s going to pick up knocks mate, it’s part of the game.