Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[carolinablue232]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I’ve heard from a very unreliable source that James isn’t coming.

cant say too much about who, but my mate at work who used to play pro football here in Botswana, Jojo, belongs to a cycling club now and one of the chaps he cycles with told him he definitely hasn’t seen James in Liverpool and definitely hasn’t tracked him in a charter plane.. seems pretty conclusive..

Sorry chaps.. hope haven’t ruined your weekend.

Finally a real itk

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Just watched this to see his World Cup goal... as if Cahill’s didn’t rank higher than that by the way!

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

To the tune of La Bamba. Hamez is not scouse he's Columbian.... La La Baller, La La Baller............... No, I'll get my coat.

Please do

 

[Toffee-nerd]

I AM ERECT

 

[catcherintherye]

To the tune of La Bamba. Hamez is not scouse he's Columbian.... La La Baller, La La Baller............... No, I'll get my coat.

These are all great efforts, but you know it's going to be the old "1 james Rodriguez, there's only 1 James Rodreiguez" chant that gets dusted off.

 

[Groucho]

This ought to be good

 

[Zezti]

 

[AmericasToffee]

Bet that guy sticks out like a sore thumb in Medellin

 

[barneygumble]

vamos a la cama

We go to the bed?

 

[maccavennie]

Is he just adding 2+2 together and getting 5 though because of the pic that was posted? Or does this man know for sure that it's done, it's a done as done can be done deal?

We need an embargo in approx 60 seconds

 

[Connor]

EmbargNO?

 

[Toffee-nerd]

Embargoff

 

[Earwigjoe]

These are all great efforts, but you know it's going to be the old "1 james Rodriguez, there's only 1 James Rodreiguez" chant that gets dusted off.

Too many words we'll just break his name into 3 syllables HU... AM... ES

 

[ToffeeTim]

EmbargNO?

Do we need one?

Until we hear its off, it could still be on.

 

[Lord Byron]

I AM ERECT

you must be on the vinegar strokes by now?