The first Everton team to take to the pitch when the carpetbagger arrived:
- Robles
 
- Coleman
 
- Jagielka
 
- Funes Mori
 
- Baines
 
- Cleverley
 
- McCarthy
 
- Barry
 
- Deulofeu
 
- Barkley
 
- Lukaku
 
....today....
- Pickford
 
- Coleman
 
- Keane
 
- Branthwaite
 
- Digne
 
- Gomes
 
- Davies
 
- Walcott
 
- Sigurdsson
 
- Richarlison
 
- Kean
 
He's overseen half a billion quid's worth of transfer activity (employing all the managers and DoFs who've conducted it), and we had a team the day he arrived that would have wiped the floor with our present team.
The feller is a 'kin disaster.