Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
I had the same dilemma when my boy was due, he's now six and wont hear anything about any team other than Everton, problem is I did such a good job that he now thinks its wrong to support England? (Although maybe he's got the right idea). My other half and her family are all united fans and I politely informed them that any shirts, scarves etc. would make useful fuel for the fire if they decided to bring them anywhere near my son, they chuckled and assumed I was kidding, but I just maintained the crazy stare and they got the point.











