Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[ste d' indica]

lol

I'm dead confused now, is this #cans or #naycans ?

 

[Connor]

Laugh rating please JJ @JimmyJeffers

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I'm dead confused now, is this #cans or #naycans ?

If you think you’re confused you should see the knots the toon fans are tying themselves in trying to read a WTO report.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Laugh rating please JJ @JimmyJeffers

lol lol lol lol You’ve hit a four smiler there mate. Excellent work. Don’t think it goes unnoticed!

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Balague has spoken!

'Speaking on a vodcast with Spanish title sport, Balague said: "We know the 'new' Newcastle, when their takeover is confirmed which everyone expects it to be, will enter a new era and Coutinho is waiting for that to happen.'

"His representatives believe Newcastle will make an attempt to get him because he is the kind of the player they can have as I have said before, they should go for players who are finishing their contract like Cavani"

 

[Toast]

Balague has spoken!

'Speaking on a vodcast with Spanish title sport, Balague said: "We know the 'new' Newcastle, when their takeover is confirmed which everyone expects it to be, will enter a new era and Coutinho is waiting for that to happen.'

"His representatives believe Newcastle will make an attempt to get him because he is the kind of the player they can have as I have said before, they should go for players who are finishing their contract like Cavani"

Cavani is one of my all time favourite players.

They would have to stick him on a private jet and take him to Monte Carlo and when he got off pretend it's Newcastle for him to even consider signing.

 

[MikeH72]

Balague has spoken!

'Speaking on a vodcast with Spanish title sport, Balague said: "We know the 'new' Newcastle, when their takeover is confirmed which everyone expects it to be, will enter a new era and Coutinho is waiting for that to happen.'

"His representatives believe Newcastle will make an attempt to get him because he is the kind of the player they can have as I have said before, they should go for players who are finishing their contract like Cavani"

LOOOOOOOOL

 

[BNJ1878]

Balague has spoken!

'Speaking on a vodcast with Spanish title sport, Balague said: "We know the 'new' Newcastle, when their takeover is confirmed which everyone expects it to be, will enter a new era and Coutinho is waiting for that to happen.'

"His representatives believe Newcastle will make an attempt to get him because he is the kind of the player they can have as I have said before, they should go for players who are finishing their contract like Cavani"

Ballbag more like.

A jarg itk who has managed to convince corners of the media he's the real deal based on his accent alone.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This is just great. Hope Everton never play again and the toon fans are trapped in permanent confusion. COYB!!

 

[brieverton]

Beginning to smell like the Fortress Sports Fund this, for Newcastle.

 

[Connor]

I see all the journos had a briefing and published the same story abar the Yank investor this morning. Safe to say, they’ve taken it well

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Balague has spoken!

'Speaking on a vodcast with Spanish title sport, Balague said: "We know the 'new' Newcastle, when their takeover is confirmed which everyone expects it to be, will enter a new era and Coutinho is waiting for that to happen.'

"His representatives believe Newcastle will make an attempt to get him because he is the kind of the player they can have as I have said before, they should go for players who are finishing their contract like Cavani"

Christ, is it panicking about who Newcastle are signing season already? I swear it gets earlier every year.

 

[Chris O'Connor]

No messing about in the press this morning over the WTO report's findings...no trying to somehow spin a huge negative into a positive as the misguided Geordies were doing.yesterday..


:
The World Trade Organisation said Saudi had infringed international trade agreements because of the country's involvement with beoutQ, the Arabic language network illegally screening European sport for several years and had facilitated a billion pound premier league TV piracy operation.

The WTO said it has corroborated many of the claims from the Qatari based broadcaster beIN sports which is pleading with the premier league to block the takeover.

These findings will bring far more pressure on Richard Masters the new chief exec to stop rather than just wave through the deal as had originally been expected to happen.'


Ashley thought it would all be over and has furloughed the staff with the intention the new owners would sort out return to work dates or otherwise.

Surely re the above tweets the yank would just lower his offer in that his original may have been one to try and outdo the Saudi conglomerate bid?

 

[Yarrgh]

Does the £300 million include the money Mikey is loaning the buyers to buy his club with? I presume it's like a credit where he makes much more money due to interest over however long they pay it back over, and potentially much more if they don't!

Don't worry, the Fortress Sports Direct Fund is ring fenced (edit: apologies to @brieverton for half inching his gag there).

 

[Yarrgh]

Christ, is it panicking about who Newcastle are signing season already? I swear it gets earlier every year.

I think it's just the league getting later this time around. Can't wait to see Mbappe and Hazard and Bale and all the other superstars rock up in black and white next season.