Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[maccavennie]

Just met Ronan Keating outside the away end from Boyzone. Thought he could get "Life is a roller coaster" back in the charts again.

Just chijned him clean out and told him to stick to writing songs for Postman Pat movies (check it out of you haven't, it's a beautiful love song that Cliff aka Postman Pat sings to his wife and wins the films version of Britain's got talent even though there's a robot pat and cat that try to kill him. It's called In your eyes, beautiful)

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Will have a brew ready for this one

May Fylde bring home the delicious bacon and gain automatic promotion!

 

[Jimishorts]

I’m not one for casting aspersions but a lot of this Torquay team look ‘related’

lol Look at the clip of the boy Howe’s hair! Looks like he’s used a bit turf to cover his bald spot. YOURE NOT FOOLING ME HOWE!

six-fingered freaks all over the gaff JJ

 

[JimmyJeffers]

AFC FYLDE

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Ryan East
Danny Smith
Mark Connolly
Sam Byram
Sam Allaway​

Ive always said that Croasdale looks like a man who is permanently satisfied by the smell of his own farts.
You’re one of us lad! Sniff it Torquay!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I used to see signs for Fylde back in the day when I would drive to Morecambe

Deep down, I always knew that Big Dunc would bravely lead them into battle

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just met Ronan Keating outside the away end from Boyzone. Thought he could get "Life is a roller coaster" back in the charts again.

Just chijned him clean out and told him to stick to writing songs for Postman Pat movies (check it out of you haven't, it's a beautiful love song that Cliff aka Postman Pat sings to his wife and wins the films version of Britain's got talent even though there's a robot pat and cat that try to kill him. It's called In your eyes, beautiful)

Thank god for that. Boyzone are basically Take That’s illegitimate son. Don’t get me started on Westlife. Do like those One Direction lads though

 

[Jimishorts]

Big Dunc would bravely lead them into battle to glorious victory.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

There's only one team in Lancashire near to Blackpool, Morecambe and Fleetwood
There's only one team in Lancashire near to Blackpool, Morecambe and Fleetwoooooooooooood

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I'm not counting my Kendall Mint Cakes until they poison my bloodstream

 

[Jimishorts]

Weeeeeeee HATE Forest green
we hate Forest green, we hate Forest green, we hate Forest green, we hate Forest green, we hate Forest green.
We are the Forest green haters.

 

[marnie]

Martin Tyler...................'And its live'

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

The nerves are kicking in for both teams. They walk out on to the pitch at Plainmoor with six thousand fans all making themselves heard.

Ferguson shakes hands with Chris Brass and both share a word before kick-off.

This means everything to the side from Lancashire and their fans are making it known.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

It's that loud inside the stadium we can't hear the pitch side announcer!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The nerves are kicking in for both teams. They walk out on to the pitch at Plainmoor with six thousand fans all making themselves heard.

Ferguson shakes hands with Chris Brass and both share a word before kick-off.

This means everything to the side from Lancashire and their fans are making it known.

Chris Chris Brass!
Wank wank wank
Chris Chris Brass
Wank wank wank

 

[Jimishorts]

Back 4 so strong they don’t even need photos