Tea_drinker
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"Best of 3"
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
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Player Valuation: £15m
Why did the tattooist put the names under their grids ? the tats are so lifelike there was no need.
Admittedly if he had the one of the left gobbing phlegm and the one on the right holding a tray of drinks/food then that would certainly have removed all doubt as to who the two subjects were
Hahahaha the medallolWTF..... My poor eye's, is he living in a childs 1970's Kaleidoscope Toy
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But Nil Desperandum, the old saying will surely ring true with this fella, "A tool and his money are soon parted!"
And what better way to blow through all those shamoolies than a trip to Ebeneezer's Bin Shop for some much needed tat to spruce up chez Fullerton. And first on the list and up on his wall has to be the clock no self respecting Kopshoite slum can be without, yes Liverfool's one and only Cuckoo Clock...
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It just screams class and taste, and for the discerning mentalist with to much paloka how about an authentic collection of Liverpool Danbury Mint plates, guaranteed to go up in value...
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(not guaranteed in anyway)
And who hasn't imagined eating your dinner and moving that roast potato to have the one and only Candy Kitted Aldo's grim moustachioed turnip bonce staring back at you, whilst a happy Rushy appears to celebrate bumming a very young Michael Owen....
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Mmmmmmm..... tasty...
And no full kitted trip to your local bars snug for half a bitter shandy to watch the drug cheats play, could not be complete without your very own medal to show your true 'pashiun larrr', and why not team it up with a Super Cape for a truly 'Super Customer',amazeballs...
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Don't forget your keys though, and what better reminder than your very own 'Jurgen German' keyfob
And after all that splurging you could treat yourself in the Shoites No1 Tattoo parlour and get a young Peter Kay and former Russian premier Georgy Malenkov etched on your back for all eternity
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Still got money over then never fear, that Great Oz Johnny Boy Henry is constantly churning out new exciting tat by the minute... Lpool sausages, Lpool Adult Nappies, Lpool Dildos, Lpool Speedos, Lpool Blow Up Dolls with changables faces (opt. Sammy Lee, Souness, Aldo, Rushy, Doglead, Plop, Lawro and Slippy himself...)View attachment 86810
For when your 'captains armband' isn't quite enough.
Can you imagine a mate pulling the medal out "eh Ste, got meself one of these haven't I, what do you think?
lol
'I think you need neutering mate.'
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
Kerry Katona
Think you're in the wrong thread mate. lol
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Towel on head..
"I've just had a shower, your not having any.."
Shevin Keedy
Player Valuation: £35m
She is in good shape is she not?
Archie Knox
Player Valuation: £20m
Kin 'el, rough as a bear's arse that one.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I think Miss Katona's arse really gets to the crux of the matter of the witch hunt against the much maligned murdering kopite club.
Shevin Keedy
Player Valuation: £35m
I am not sure how recent the pics are but if new she has been doing some squats. Great glutes.
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