Gardening with Joey

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Bungle

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With lots of people now having more time to get out in the garden @Joey66 has been in his element dishing out invaluable advice.

Ask Joey your gardening questions here and tag @COYBL25 at the same time so that he can translate Joey's response.

I'll go first. Joey, please advise what would be best to bury my teenage son under or should I compost him? Any advice that avoids further criminal convictions would be welcome.
 

Bungle said:
With lots of people now having more time to get out in the garden @Joey66 has been in his element dishing out invaluable advice.

Ask Joey your gardening questions here and tag @COYBL25 at the same time so that he can translate Joey's response.

I'll go first. Joey, please advise what would be best to bury my teenage son under or should I compost him? Any advice that avoids further criminal convictions would be welcome.
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For those looking to supplement their income due being temporarily out of work or looking for a career change, he`s available by PM to provide advice and support on how to set up and run a profitable Skunk farm.
 
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For those looking to supplement their income due being temporarily out of work or looking for a career change, he`s available by PM to provide advice and support on how to set up and run a profitable Skunk farm.
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If I had a £ for advice on how to grow that stuff - always refused as its illegal and was not worth losing my careeer over.....
Or ending up in the nick ........
 

Bungle said:
With lots of people now having more time to get out in the garden @Joey66 has been in his element dishing out invaluable advice.

Ask Joey your gardening questions here and tag @COYBL25 at the same time so that he can translate Joey's response.

I'll go first. Joey, please advise what would be best to bury my teenage son under or should I compost him? Any advice that avoids further criminal convictions would be welcome.
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I'd like to grow a patch of grass in the shape of Leon Osman's face
 
Bungle said:
With lots of people now having more time to get out in the garden @Joey66 has been in his element dishing out invaluable advice.

Ask Joey your gardening questions here and tag @COYBL25 at the same time so that he can translate Joey's response.

I'll go first. Joey, please advise what would be best to bury my teenage son under or should I compost him? Any advice that avoids further criminal convictions would be welcome.
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My lawn needs cutting, plenty of grass ......are you interested @COYBL25
 

jaycee said:
In the garden of Eden were the forbidden fruit and the snake metaphors for sexual organs?
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I'm too young to have ever worked there don't know :D
I come across real snakes plus eggs in compost heaps in my long career, unfortunately came across a few Human Snakes in my career also !
All in all had a great successful career I was told never to go into Horticulture in the early 1970s - ignored their advice, and what a boom industry it turned into ......moved all over the country with my job still hold a fantastic tan on my skin I think I made the right choice ......only Ill heath stopped me at the age of 54 11 years ago .....
Member of the institute of Horticulture, I gave lectures on peat free growing ended up on top pay - after starting on £9.35p! Became a Nursery Superintendent under 2 acres of glass houses producing 3/4 of a million plants per year....
 
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