Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[trueblue84]

Don't "theirs" go horizontally or is that just the Chinese?

Don't you mean vertically, like cartoon monkey mouths?

 

[shagpuss]

 

[shagpuss]

 

[tommytowne]

I have no idea what this post means but I'm going to like it anyway and hope you explain further with pictures.

If you purse your lips like baby's do, then rub your forefinger over them, the resultant sound is similar to that of a Chinese bird sliding down the bannister.
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[Diogenes the Cynic]

If you purse your lips like baby's do, then rub your forefinger over them, the resultant sound is similar to that of a Chinese bird sliding down the bannister.
Final answer

Gosh.

Glad I don't live in a bungalow now.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Anyone else having problems masturbating since the lockdown?

Cant seem to concentrate long enough to knock one out ffs.

 

[Zezti]

In a boob mood.

 

[summerisle]

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* Fondly remembers ginger thread.

 

[summerisle]

 

[magicjuan]

Well played Sir, well played indeed.

 

[shagpuss]

 

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[Davidoff]

Deffo goin to Asia next year

 

[shagpuss]

Deffo goin to Asia next year

Japan has quality and quantity. Plus the added bonus of world class infrastructure and almost zero crime.

 

[Davidoff]

Japan has quality and quantity. Plus the added bonus of world class infrastructure and almost zero crime.

Good to know - been wanting to go for a while, having seen Lost In Translation about twenty times