Potential cancellation of games - Coronavirus

[scratchnsurf]

I did yano lad also downed a vial of T Virus and currently typing this message as a Tyrant m8

Is there definitely some truth in that as well?

 

[RomanReigns]

Just ban anyone over 60 from attending until they find a jab for it ..... <runs>

 

[john jako]

Just ban anyone over 60 from attending until they find a jab for it ..... <runs>

from the forum? Or just the match?

 

[jaycee]

So far it has the same deaths as a Barrymore pool party,ban swimming/bumming

 

[ForeverBlue92]

So far it has the same deaths as a Barrymore pool party,ban swimming/bumming

Whoah lets not get too hasty now.

 

[Tin-Tin]

That really doesnt help tho does it.

Imagine being Leicester and told that everything you have done was for nothing.

Who gets relegated? Who plays in europe?

And yes I do realise you might have been joking.

They may have to scrap it depending on how it goes.

If that did happen you couldnt relegate anyone or have a PL champion etc. The fairest way of doing that is to start the season from where it finished last season, so top 4 from last year goes into CL, 5th in to EL etc.

The biggest losers would be Liverpool and the likes of West Brom, Leeds etc who are likely to gain promotion.

The relegation threatened clubs would be delighted.

 

[Mr. White]

Not to mention them blowing their noses on the pitch every 2 minutes.

And the spitting will continue.

 

[TowerToffee]

I would never do a number 2 anywhere other my home!

You may not have a choice , one of the symptoms is the diareeeeeeeee !

 

[BlueToff]

Regardless of whatever happens with this and I'm not saying everyone should panic. They shouldn't.

But, it is not 'just the flu'.

Again, not saying it's gonna wipe everyone out. But China is still in near lockdown.

It's pretty serious, like.

Anyway, cancel the season.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Don't shake hands whatever you do, THAT'S how contagious this thing is.
Of course you can still handle coins and notes that have passed through god knows who's hands.

Yeah! Well I'm not stupid. I'm going to refuse to accept any change at the pub tonight. £5 per pint it is

If alcohol gel is good enough for cleaning your hands, then just look on beer as gel for your insides.

 

[kev]

If alcohol gel is good enough for cleaning your hands, then just look on beer as gel for your insides.

You sir, are a genius.

 

[The binman chronicles]

So far it has the same deaths as a Barrymore pool party,ban swimming/bumming

So what your saying is it's definitely something you wouldn't want to get and we should all panic?

 

[Connor]

If our home games have to be played behind closed doors, then any loyal Blues should congregate outside the stand they'd normally be in, watch the game on a dodgy stream and cheer or boo loudly about 45 seconds after the event.

Didn’t realize how much I needed this in my life until right now

 

[maccavennie]

So it's took a virus to help footballers not have to shake the knobhead officials hands for a while.

About bloody time that happened, I certainly don't go round shaking incompetent ferret heads hands every weekend when I know I've got no respect for them.

A good old spank on the arse should do it, or maybe a slap to the face, or a punch.

 

[Catfish Blues]

So what your saying is it's definitely something you wouldn't want to get and we should all panic?

I think what he's saying is that, after anal sex, you should wash your bum with hot soapy water for at least twenty seconds while singing the theme tune to "Barrymore".

If hot soapy water isn't available then you could try alcohol gel on the area, but it might sting a bit.