.... Defacing goodison and the tower, masturbating on fountains and sexualy and physically assaulting any one offended by it, running into pubs and cafes and tipping ice cold water over families having meals and threaten them with burly half headed dull brained dolts if they protest, pulling down stewards trousers as they do there jobs, nicking tickets of the disabled and weaker than themselves redmen, obstructing the disabled and hitting dem with Der highly amusing banners about Kenny dogleads microscopic penis, pissing on nurses going about there duty, climbing up traffic lights to piss into bottles and then proceed drink the very same piss to the woops and cheers of the great unwashed in Der candy knock off tops from b4 they were a twinkle in Der rapist dad's dead-eyed stare as Der mams nervously dodged past Der dubious sexcrime bedsit towers where him and his ilk where placed after coming off Der very special prison landing, pissing on the wreaths layed beneath Dixie's statue and when caught and exposed immediately proclaim your 'charidee' works like a latter day Smashie n' Nicie to avoid any further negative exposure, Rob shops and ruin businesses all over Europe as u rampage like some Visigoths destroying livelihoods on Ur merry way b4 claiming u invented fashion and anything else Ur piss addled brain can make up..... And do all this and more in your rapist insignia themed t-shirts without any fear of arrest or exposure as you stamp on the roof off the police vans and rock, like a British nanny, those ambulances back and forth as they ferry the sick and injured to hospital, safe in the knowledge that the police will never trace you, even with your spit on their faces and your charming gorilla chants in your 'Oh so obvious white Parker coat' gurning for all to see on national television, don't worry your racist misogynist tiny head about anything, the redshoite media mafia will close ranks and the guilty shall be proclaimed innocent just breathe and effortlessly whisper the 'H'word and Ur sins are forgiven...