He looks like a rubber on the end of a pencil.
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Tea_drinker
Player Valuation: £15m
There are so many no marks claiming to be football journalists these days. I find the best approach is to avoid the twitter type tools who create dramatic or edgy headlines just for attention.
He looks like a rubber on the end of a pencil.
Also looks like there’s a mirror slap bang in the centre of his face as his hairline and beard line are scarily similar.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Aye, but we never murdered anybody.
bluejohn66
Player Valuation: £15m
We don't have those trophies but will never have their shame.
Mildredblues
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Tottenham and Espanyol?
TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
He has a point though doesn’t he?
Not won a derby in 10 years never mind a cup.
loads of frauds play for us, ignoring Ancelotti as he’s only been here a split second, we are pretty grim.
Hopefully all about to change
Not won a derby in 10 years never mind a cup.
loads of frauds play for us, ignoring Ancelotti as he’s only been here a split second, we are pretty grim.
Hopefully all about to change
st.domingo
Player Valuation: £6m
ICWT. Wouldn’t it be marvellous to be the first team this season to beat ‘em..
He does mention their last title 1990
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Yeah total misery compared to teams like Leeds that are stuck outside the top division. They've had these articles waiting to go since 1990 for when Liverpool eventually won the league. Past success counts for nothing when judging future success. I can't wait till we knock them off their perch again, I'm predicting a dramatic drop off in their performances next season, hopefully we are in and around that same area.
Ps that bloke is a massive whopper.
Ps that bloke is a massive whopper.
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
wow a grown man writing like an eleven year old, must have been his weekend essayEverton named at top of their misery index! Right up there with Sunderland and Cruz Azul (whoever that is).
The Misery Index: Soccer's unhappiest fan bases
There are unhappy and frustrated fans all around soccer, of course, but these 10 teams have had it particularly rough.www.espn.com
Everton: The other team in Liverpool
There is nothing worse than supporting a football team that always fall short when it comes to winning, so imagine what it feels like to be an Everton fan. Not only has their club, one of the most historic names in English football, failed to win anything at all this century, but Evertonians have also had to endure their own team's demise coinciding with the rise of Liverpool, their annoyingly successful neighbours one mile to the east across Stanley Park.
Plenty of other English clubs have suffered trophy droughts as long, or longer, than Everton's, but none can claim to have been hit by the double whammy of being bad at the same as their biggest rivals becoming the best side in the world. Newcastle, Leeds United, Wolves and even Tottenham have had it tough over the years, either with ultra-successful neighbours or self-inflicted failures, but nothing compares to being an Evertonian.
Let's just take a brief history lesson to explain why Everton have had it worse than any other major club. It all started back in 1891, when, after a dispute involving the club president, Everton left their original home -- that's right, Anfield -- to move to Goodison Park. A year later, Liverpool moved into the vacant Anfield and claimed it as their own, meaning Everton created their biggest problem by handing Liverpool their home stadium, which has become synonymous with the Reds' success.
Until the late-1960s, Everton were the biggest and most successful club in Liverpool, winning seven league titles and three FA Cups by 1970. Liverpool had also won seven titles, but had only managed one FA Cup by that point. Liverpool pulled clear in the 1970s and '80s, winning eight more titles and four European Cups before Everton bounced back to win two titles of their own in 1985 and 1987. But the FA Cup triumph against Manchester United in 1995 was the last trophy won by Everton, and they are taunted mercilessly by Liverpool fans about their endless wait for silverware.
At the same time, Goodison Park has fallen into decline, with a series of proposed new stadiums failing to materialise. Another new ground, at Bramley-Moore Dock, is due to be built in time for the 2023-24 season, but Evertonians have learned to be sceptical when it comes to progress on and off the pitch.
With Liverpool set to win their first title since 1990 this season -- they have won two Champions Leagues, a UEFA Cup, three FA Cups and four League Cups since that last league win -- the future is looking worryingly red for Everton. They've not won at Anfield since 1999 and have failed to beat Liverpool at Goodison since October 2010. When the Liverpool Echo did its annual "Everpool" team at the end of 2019, for the first time ever, not one Everton player made it into the combined XI. As if it couldn't get any worse, Liverpool chose to play their youth team against them in the FA Cup third round due to fixture congestion ... and Liverpool won.
The arrival of Carlo Ancelotti has helped to lift Everton back into the top half of the Premier League, but for the most part, being an Evertonian is as miserable as it gets. -- Mark Ogden
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £50m
Top of the league by streets , a real chance of loads of trophies and they’re still bothered about us . Freaks
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