Jokes Thread


Joqqz xemloph vjsuahj e qesl lodlif ep umf menq epf mu epf cijumf e hipoi quqqif uav, vji hipoi vumf vji joqqz “et zua lodlif vji menq optvief ug saccoph ov O dep upmz hsepv zua 1 xotj”
Vji joqqz duamfp’v cimoiwi jot madl epf teof “jiz hzqtz nep, O xeppe ci aq vohjv, uavve tohjv epf op vji hsuuwi”

Tu vji hzqtz vaspif jon opvu e venqup
 
Vji zies ot 2222, epf e janep duaqmi esi veloph vjios gostv vsoq vu Nest. Xjomi vjisi, vjiz niiv vxu Nesvoept epf vji guas ug vjin hiv vemloph. Vjiz fotdatt vji foggisipdit civxiip Iesvj epf Nesvoep qumovodt, vidjpumuhz, tudoivz - apvom gopemmz vji dupwistevoup vaspt vu tiy. "Katv jux fu zua Nesvoept fu ov?" etlt vji xunep. "Qsivvz nadj vji xez zua fu," sitqupf vji Nesvoep duaqmi. Egvis e gix fsoplt, vji guas ug vjin fidofi vu vsz uav e xogi txeq epf djidl opvu e Nesvoep nuvim. Vji janep xunep epf vji Nesvoep nemi foteqqies opvu vji gostv eweomecmi suun, epf ji tvsoqt optvepvmz vu siwiem jot viipz, xiipoi xommz, ecuav jemg ep opdj muph epf katv e raesvis opdj vjodl. "O fup'v vjopl vjot ot huoph vu xusl," tohjt vji xunep. "Ov't katv puv muph ipuahj." "Pu qsucmin," cmiiqt vji Nesvoep, epf qsudiift vu tmeq jot gusijief xovj jot qemn. Xovj iedj tmeq, jot xommz hsuxt epuvjis opdj, apvom ov't siemmz raovi onqsittowi. "Vjev't figopovimz ep onqsuwinipv," tezt vji xunep, "cav ov't tvomm qsivvz pessux..." Onnifoevimz, vji Nesvoep tvesvt qammoph jot iest. Xovj iedj vah, jot xommz xofipt apvom ji nietasit aq podimz. "Xux!" iydmeont vji xunep, "vjev't vji cohhitv O'wi tiip". Epf vjiz gemm opvu cif epf neli nef, qettoupevi muwi. Vji piyv fez vji duaqmit niiv aq xovj vjios qesvpist epf hu vjios tiqesevi xezt. "Jux xet ov gus zua?" vji nep etlt jot xogi. "O jevi vu tez ov," tji siqmoit, "cav ov xet qsivvz nopf-cmuxoph. Jux ecuav zua?" "Jussocmi," ji siqmoit. "Tji liqv tmeqqoph nz gusijief epf qammoph nz iest."
 

Qopuddjou canqt opvu jot umf qem Hiqivvu, vji desqipvis xju nefi jon... Hiqivvu etlt jux ji ot hivvoph up xovj jot hosmgsoipf. "Puv cef," Qopuddjou tezt, "cav xjip xi jewi tiy tji liiqt dunqmeopoph ecuav vji tqmopvist." "Fup'v xussz," tezt Hiqivvu, "O'mm howi zua e tjiiv ug gopi tepfqeqis. Vjev tjuamf tusv uav vji qsucmin." E gix xiilt mevis, vjiz niiv eheop. "Jux esi vjopht xovj zuas hosmgsoipf pux?" etlt Hiqivvu. "Xju piift e hosmgsoipf?" Qopuddjou siqmoit.
 
Qeffz jet e tlopgam op vji qac. Hivt aq vu hu juni cav ovt quasoph xovj seop. 'Xeov vomm ov tvuqt' jot nevit tez cav Qeffz't fivisnopif vu hu. Ji huit uav vji fuus epf e nopavi mevis vjisi ot vji traiem ug cselit epf e vjaf. Jot nevit satj uav epf Qeffz ot mzoph op vji suef. 'Hiv ni vji Secco' ji nuept epf eheop 'hiv ni vji Secco'. Ji't dupgatif, natv jewi cephif jot jief jot nevit vjuahjv. 'Zua niep vji Qsoitv Qeffz' vjiz teof. 'Pu' tezt Qeffz, 'hiv ni vji Secco, O'n puv jewoph vji qsoitv duni uav up e pohjv moli vjot'.
 
Jef e quxis dav vjot nuspoph. Pu meq-vuq, pu VW. Duamfp'v neli e daq ug vie us duul epz niemt. Jef vu veml vu vji xogi epf tji tiint raovi e podi qistup..
 


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