If he has a Sports Science degree he must be right
Has a sports science degree but most likely works at sports direct handing out the protein bars
Mock me all you want if it makes you feel better.
I'd love someone to explain how they were able to outrun Leicester and batter them 4 nil after playing in the searing heat of the middle east sweating half their own body weight to playing a team in second place who had not played for a week.
Everton financial doping again?I have to say that RAWK has really surpassed itself since our AGM last week. They’ve suddenly all turned into accountants and have convinced themselves that we’re about to go under and that there is no chance of building our stadium.
Doesn’t matter that a multi-billion pound holding company has already given £30m as an incentive to be the stadium’s sponsor and the club have got the planning application in, no, some full-kit wearing tosser thinks he knows better than that.
Your mate “did a sports science degree”? Clearly knows more than UKAD then. Well done him.Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate.
Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs.
He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.
They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there.
Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.
Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.
Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany.
Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.
Just thinking the same, isn't it strange how nearly all the naysayers are low post count members?I love seeing all these new blues laughing off the PED claims. I agree, it's just a South American tea as prepared by a German sports science who is at the cutting edge of her field.
As our rs brethren say, "nothing to see here!"
oh helloEverton financial doping again?
Again ?Everton financial doping again?
I think it's like South American tea with additional German science. But instead of for boosting playing performance, it's for your club's financial performance.Again ?
Care to elaborate ?
Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate.
Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs.
He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.
They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there.
Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.
Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.
Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany.
Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.