Everton Soares

TheBlueBlitzer · January 23, 2020

if this hap

ProZ said:
Another player from an ale house league

isnt our joint top scorer originally from that league... and bernard... if we get soares he would help our push for the end of the season and atleast a good few seasons after. fingers crossed people

nsno-chris · January 23, 2020

Changing his name to Liverpool apparently

BiggyRat · January 23, 2020

If you'd said "Everton is ours!" I might have believed you....

Moomin · January 23, 2020

nsno-chris said:
Changing his name to Liverpool apparently

That will mean he has boss steds and the refs and Var will give him decisions surely.

billyblue80 · January 23, 2020

Welcome to Everton, Everton. I hope you bag loads of goals at Everton, Everton. Welcome to Everton, Everton.

Exeter_Gently · January 23, 2020

Must say the thought of Him, Richarlison and Bernard in the same team is giving me a panhandle.

Brownie · January 23, 2020

Imagine we sign him and our strike force is Brazil + Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Richarlison: "Dominic, seu grande palhaço inglês"

Bernard: "Sim, Calvert-Lewin, corra sua buceta"

Everton: "Que porra DCL, merda"

Calvert-Lewin:

witchdoc187 · January 23, 2020

Exeter_Gently said:
Must say the thought of Him, Richarlison and Bernard in the same team is giving me a panhandle.

What is a panhandle?

Goat · January 23, 2020

Brownie said:
Imagine we sign him and our strike force is Brazil + Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Richarlison: "Dominic, seu grande palhaço inglês"

Bernard: "Sim, Calvert-Lewin, corra sua buceta"

Everton: "Que porra DCL, merda"

Calvert-Lewin:

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Football is a universal language Browns.

Exeter_Gently · January 23, 2020

witchdoc187 said:
What is a panhandle?

Seriously..... Do I have to spell it out!!!

witchdoc187 · January 23, 2020

Street end man said:
How did he get the name Everton do we know?.....was it a pin in an atlas job? If so he was 0.5 mm away from being Norris Green Soares.

In years to come kids across Merseyside will be called gremio such is the love between us and Brazil

Abraders · January 23, 2020

Brownie said:
Imagine we sign him and our strike force is Brazil + Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Richarlison: "Dominic, seu grande palhaço inglês"

Bernard: "Sim, Calvert-Lewin, corra sua buceta"

Everton: "Que porra DCL, merda"

Calvert-Lewin:

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No idea what you said but it did make me laugh lol