Everton Soares

TheBlueBlitzer · January 23, 2020

Brownie said:
Imagine we sign him and our strike force is Brazil + Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Richarlison: "Dominic, seu grande palhaço inglês"

Bernard: "Sim, Calvert-Lewin, corra sua buceta"

Everton: "Que porra DCL, merda"

Calvert-Lewin:

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you beat me to it! minus the language part

the sniderman · January 23, 2020

Brownie said:
Imagine we sign him and our strike force is Brazil + Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

Richarlison: "Dominic, seu grande palhaço inglês"

Bernard: "Sim, Calvert-Lewin, corra sua buceta"

Everton: "Que porra DCL, merda"

Calvert-Lewin:

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why do this??

summerisle · January 23, 2020

the sniderman said:
why do this??

Twice.

Transfer Rumour - Everton Soares

Get him in, whoever he is.

www.grandoldteam.com

mahermi1 · January 23, 2020

Exeter_Gently said:
Well you should be in bed youngster, because someone has got school in the morning!!!

He joined the forum in 2008....

Dublin blue 75 · January 23, 2020

When he scores, can we say 'Everton that'?

Exeter_Gently · January 23, 2020

mahermi1 said:
He joined the forum in 2008....

I know mate...he obviously took umbridge with my use of the term "Panhandle" apologies to anyone offended.

RogerStringpiece1878 · January 23, 2020

Watched him a few times, seems a talented lad.

Exeter_Gently · January 23, 2020

Genuinely don't want us to sign him because "Everton, Everton" puns are already wearing thin.

the sniderman · January 23, 2020

Dublin blue 75 said:
When he scores, can we say 'Everton that'?

you mean when he misses an open goal??

MACCA75 · January 23, 2020

Already got his name on my shirt

Remember-the-name · January 23, 2020

It's ON.

Bud McBlokeski · January 24, 2020

Street end man said:
How did he get the name Everton do we know?.....was it a pin in an atlas job? If so he was 0.5 mm away from being Norris Green Soares.

"And it's Bernard... he cut's it in to Richarlison... he lays it off to Nogger Dog..."

carolinablue232 · January 24, 2020

Actual concrete rumors or we’re just guessing again? I can never tell anymore even though 99% of the time is just random guessing.

TheBigIguana · January 24, 2020

I have really large reservations about this guy. Some of his dribbles in his highlight videos make it look like he has more interest in trying to embarrass defenders than actually score.