Real Christmas Tree or Artificial Christmas Tree?

[tommye]

lol LOVING your butt plug new avatar picture lol

Thanks mate. I never noticed until you mentioned it.

 

[Tubey]

I'm getting a real one this year just because I assume it harms the environment, and I'm really into that at the mo.

 

[tommye]

Close to trees mate. People light more candles around Christmas time due to baby Jesus or some guff like that.

It's because they've bladdered all their Universal Credit on extravagant look at me presents for their overweight obnoxious children and Ali's is shut so they cant top the leccy key up with the 3 quid out the kids coppers jar.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If you put your tree up in November you are defo a kopite

 

[tommye]

If you put your tree up in November you are defo a kopite

And a humongous bellwhiff

 

[degsy]

I see you went all out this year

'Kin right I did and I expect to get 10yrs use out of it as well.

 

[tommye]

Growing up we always had the biggest and best real tree money could buy. Well, I say money could buy, by that I actually mean dad used to rob the best tree Liverpool Fruit/Veg market on Edge Lane had to offer. A true Master of his craft.

Thanks dad

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Trees on toast, surely?

 

[tommye]

Trees on toast, surely?

@Toast is a massive knobhead mate and best ignored.

 

[-Rob-]

Bought an 8ft artificial tree 7 years ago and it's still going strong. This is from the first year of using it but it's looked the same every since.

 

[blue4eva77]

Bought an 8ft artificial tree 7 years ago and it's still going strong. This is from the first year of using it but it's looked the same every since.

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Mate

Show this years. Prove to Mickey that fake is the way to go even after 7 years.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I'm getting a real one this year just because I assume it harms the environment, and I'm really into that at the mo.

Sensible policies for a sensible Britain.

 

[-Rob-]

Mate

Show this years. Prove to Mickey that fake is the way to go even after 7 years.

It's November mate. The tree is still buried in the back of the garage.

 

[blue4eva77]

It's November mate. The tree is still buried in the back of the garage.

Is the right answer mate.

You passed

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Get an environmentally friendly plastic one instead??

It is better for the environment to buy a plastic tree once and use it every year rather than chopping down a brand new real one every year, yes