Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

GARRETT: WE MUST TURN THIS AROUND

Left back Tyler Garrett has publicly came out and urged the side to play to their ability. "We are disappointed with how things have gone recently, it's obvious certain tactics are not working currently and we need to switch it up. We are one of the better sides in this league and we aren't playing to our strengths." Garrett has not played as well as he would have liked and believes he is not getting forward as much as he would like. Garrett is in competition with new signing Okoroji and it has been reported the left back has felt his position in the side under threat since his arrival.​
 

Ffs why can't we just have 1 bloody season where we win all 46 games 10-0 and where wins are worth 5 points and you get bonus points for how long you can kick a ball and shots over the bar count as double.

Premier league sides think they have it tough with VAR, our bloody shed of a BAR behind the main stand is a bloody shambles an all. V. I. P my arse, guess who served me my pint at half time...... Duncan Bloody Ferguson cos Rita threw a sickie and he was giving his half time team talk on a pair of Argos Action Man walkie talkies whilst serving me and making chips and gravy from Tony who owns the sunbed place on Rotter Street
 
maccavennie said:
Ffs why can't we just have 1 bloody season where we win all 46 games 10-0 and where wins are worth 5 points and you get bonus points for how long you can kick a ball and shots over the bar count as double.

Premier league sides think they have it tough with VAR, our bloody shed of a BAR behind the main stand is a bloody shambles an all. V. I. P my arse, guess who served me my pint at half time...... Duncan Bloody Ferguson cos Rita threw a sickie and he was giving his half time team talk on a pair of Argos Action Man walkie talkies whilst serving me and making chips and gravy from Tony who owns the sunbed place on Rotter Street
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Do they still have the same on at the mattress warehouse on Rotter Street?

Because the recent performances have made me wet my current one.
 
Yarrgh said:
Do they still have the same on at the mattress warehouse on Rotter Street?

Because the recent performances have made me wet my current one.
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No mate, Billy done an insurance job and crapped all over them and then blamed a stampede of elephants that had escaped from Chester zoo

He's currently doing time for trying to smuggle a baby elephant into a kids Wendy house and posting it to his mum in Glasgow.
 



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