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Godspeed.
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
How is it physically possible for a club to be this infested with such absolute morons from top to bottom
I honestly think Gana could play for us and PSG in the same 24 hours and be better than having Morgan.
File under ' good pre season under his belt' and ready for next year.
A pity for the player, but maybe he has to a small degree dodged a bullet because it was going to be difficult for him to match the level of expectation that was being loaded onto his shoulders.
As far as I know we have one player missing through injury( Gbamin) , it is the job of the manager to build an effective team with the players that are fit..... he has not been able to do this so far.
As far as I know we have one player missing through injury( Gbamin) , it is the job of the manager to build an effective team with the players that are fit..... he has not been able to do this so far.
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
You're welcome.
....like a hamstring, it’s an injury that can re-occur throughout a player’s career. The injury is really bad luck but might have been the result of ‘too much too early’.
More significantly, the club initially decided not to operate, now we are back to square one. I suggest whoever made that initial prognosis (probably the club Doctor) should be held accountable.
More significantly, the club initially decided not to operate, now we are back to square one. I suggest whoever made that initial prognosis (probably the club Doctor) should be held accountable.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
He'll be back when we lift the carabao cup in February 
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
Will be like a new signing.
mkrudden
Player Valuation: £40m
Honestly, he's the one player who I have to try hardest not to despise. Weird thing to say I know but I think there's generally far too much negativity towards players. They don't pick themselves etc.
But when I watch Schneiderlin he makes me so piss boiling angry.
Can't pass forwards.
Can't tackle.
Can't intercept.
Can't run.
Positions himself where he can't receive the ball (hides).
Then he does those long balls cross field that never make it.
Then he does that weird slide tackle which is always designed to sweep the ball rather than be aggressive and take the man too.
I can't think of a single thing he brings in a positive sense.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
You’re a parody of yourself. Nobody takes you seriously because all you spout is garbage.
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