The 5th Ashes Test

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Beefy can't get an answer at Borders gaff, ah well, another aussie that's out.

 

[Elong]

He's given up on Border and moved onto finishing off Chappelli in the carpark mate!
**** off Ian, the Ashes are all ours!

 

[little curly alan ball]

He's given up on Border and moved onto finishing off Chappelli in the carpark mate!
**** off Ian, the Ashes are all ours!

And the prize for , Best Line , goes to ....

V/Capt' !!!

Stands ... Applauds ...

 

[little curly alan ball]

Beefy can't get an answer at Borders gaff, ah well, another aussie that's out.

OK .

Its a TIE !!!

 

[Avaseer]

I must say the English outplayed us in every form of the game this series, and if it were on your soil it would have been 5 - 0 for the Ashes.

I simply have nothing to say, as an Australian it feels like we turned up to a gun fight with a knife.

Thank god Clarke has stepped down from 20/20 so he can focus on test cricket. If he is the chosen one for Australia's cricketing future, by god he better well earn it.



Well Played lads.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I must say the English outplayed us in every form of the game this series, and if it were on your soil it would have been 5 - 0 for the Ashes.

I simply have nothing to say, as an Australian it feels like we turned up to a gun fight with a knife.

Thank god Clarke has stepped down from 20/20 so he can focus on test cricket. If he is the chosen one for Australia's cricketing future, by god he better well earn it.



Well Played lads.

Thank you , mate .

Big of you .

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The voice of reason ...

( After MESELF , of course , like....)

 

[linglong]

Ahh Beefys porn star moustache an 80s icon

 

[little curly alan ball]

Ahh Beefys porn star moustache an 80s icon

Ive got a signed Headingley 1981 , Scorecard / Times Report thing on me living room wall .

He IS a SEX GOD . THAT IS TRUE .

Vero .

 

[linglong]

Well Warnes aussie player rating are in,i must have been watching a different series as according to him they did quite well...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cr...es-Shane-Warnes-Australia-player-ratings.html

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Warne is saying that we were outstanding and unplayable throughout the series though.

 

[Avaseer]

Warne is saying that we were outstanding and unplayable throughout the series though.

Good call, I did feel that Warney wasn't singing the praises of the men that failed to stand up, and was mostly giving positives to the debutants and newcomers to tell them to stick at it and give it another crack.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Good call, I did feel that Warney wasn't singing the praises of the men that failed to stand up, and was mostly giving positives to the debutants and newcomers to tell them to stick at it and give it another crack.

AGAIN ;...

THE VOICE OF CONVICT REASON ....

 

[Avaseer]

Here's a joke my Kiwi boss just emailed to me

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of
industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet
and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

Please enjoy at this Australians expense.

 

[linglong]

I salute you sir!!

 

[linglong]

Warne is saying that we were outstanding and unplayable throughout the series though.

Well he could hardly say anything else could he