This is alright this.

[Elong]

Wish I'd been around for this. Cal's post had me in tears too

 

[chicoazul]

It always good for a bump every now and then, if only for Cal's posts which are brilliant.

 

[TX Bill]

Still laughing here.

 

[Matt Damon]

Just re-reading this ... the

You: Were going to the mall (the conny), then party!

Stranger: nice

You: Me mar wouldnt be impressed but hell!

Stranger:

You: What do you like doing lad?

Stranger: hang out with friends and party

Stranger: you?

You: Yeah, hanging out, partying, boys & the mall. Taco Bell defo like too x

Stranger: okey

You: You want to punish me with your throbbing womb broom you big monster you, dont you? x

You: Don't be shy, Im a straight up girl.

You: x

Stranger: oyes i like that u are that

You: My clit is like the nose of a large labrador.

You: Im embarassed now!

Stranger: lets do this!


You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334458836. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Stranger: ?

You: People like you make us sick.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Had me crying laughing.... Chico what are you like?

 

[Hilga]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: say hi!

You: hi bbe x

Stranger: asl?

You: 16/f/eng

You: u x

Stranger: 17 m ger

You: u ok bbe x

Stranger: was up?

You: not alot, just broke up with my bf

Stranger: :O

You: i know bbe x

Stranger: bbe??

You: babe x

Stranger: bbe x?

You: u pretty babe? x

Stranger: no babe...m

Stranger:

You: ah rite want to talk dirty x?

Stranger: but yes...

Stranger: if you can

You: u start 1st x

Stranger: kk

You: go ahead babe x

Stranger: mom

Stranger: -.-

You: talk dirty bbe x

Stranger: no your first

You: im shy bbe i need some excitement x

Stranger: :O

You: go on say wat u want bbe x

Stranger: i need someone on my dick

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im dying

 

[chicoazul]

im dying

Just read it too, laughing here.

 

[Brownie]

Cal has an exceptional way with words to be fair to the lad.

 

[Cena]

Bring Back Cal

 

[RFUS]

Wow. This thread just had me in tears.


Some fine work from the azul, and this Cal guy... Dead pissed I got here too late to see more of his posts! haha.

 

[RFUS]

I decided to give this a go. Bored and all.

Honestly, couldn't make it up...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: als
Stranger: asl
You: 18 m uk
Stranger: 17 f uk
You: Cool. Whereabouts?
Stranger: london u?
You: Liverpool
Stranger: omg ... i support liverpool
You: oh ffs
Stranger: why u say tat
You: That makes sense, seeing as you live in London.
You: Like most Liverpool fans, not in Liverpool...
Stranger: shudappp
Stranger: hahaha ****in love stevie
You: Well I'm a mad Evertonian, so be careful or I may throw up.
Stranger: haha liverpool is best team gng at d moment :L ...king kenny
You: I'd say the 5 teams about them are probably doing better >.>
Stranger: ha .... whyy u support evrton when u live in liverpool
Stranger: ??????????????
Stranger: ino its near liverpool
Stranger: but??????
You: Because if I wanted to be a glory hunter then I'd support someone like United. Or Chelsea. Someone who has won the league this century.
You: Oh ffs... Everton ARE in Liverpool.
You: Everton were the first team in Liverpool.
You: Dear God. Have you ever been to the city?
Stranger: nope .....jassus calm down :L
You: I'm more amused than angry.
Stranger: haha wel sed :L .... my brother hates ppl when they support man u cos they win stuff
Stranger: :L:L
You: Why do you support Liverpool?
Stranger: brother nd goo team
Stranger: good
You: Is your brother from here? Why does he support them?
Stranger: nope ....
Stranger: cos wants to
You: When did he start supporting them?
You: 2005?
Stranger: noooo more lik when he was born
You: Oh wow. Most babies aren't into football.
Stranger: haha soo funny :/
You: Well. This has been fun. For me.
Stranger: haha soo imusin
You: xx
You have disconnected.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've had some right belters on there. Not been on for mths, cba now really. Go on the video chat if you want to see cocks

 

[RFUS]

I've had some right belters on there. Not been on for mths, cba now really. Go on the video chat if you want to see cocks

OH GOD WOW.

CHRISTMAS IN MAY.

 

[chrissyjack]

OH GOD WOW.

CHRISTMAS IN MAY.

I didn't go on cam, myself. just liked to watch their faces as I took the piss out of them. The ones who showed their faces, that is. Not been on since I got five cocks in a row....eeeergggghhh

 

[RFUS]

I didn't go on cam, myself. just liked to watch their faces as I took the piss out of them. The ones who showed their faces, that is. Not been on since I got five cocks in a row....eeeergggghhh

Five in a row?

The last time I tried more than 3 I fainted.

 

[chrissyjack]

Five in a row?

The last time I tried more than 3 I fainted.

you know what I mean, softlad