Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[maccavennie]

One of my all time favourite comedies. Put it on with the family every Christmas. My brother, literally pissed his pants laughing last year. When he starts fighting during the celebrity golf tournament is my favourite bit

You sure you ain't getting your films mixed up Jimmy, I'm pretty sure that's Steven Spielbergs Jaws your talking about where the 18th hole at the US Open is 65 miles off the coast of Pebble Beach and they have to chip over a great white shark on the play off hole

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You sure you ain't getting your films mixed up Jimmy, I'm pretty sure that's Steven Spielbergs Jaws your talking about where the 18th hole at the US Open is 65 miles off the coast of Pebble Beach and they have to chip over a great white shark on the play off hole

Could well be mate. In truth my head’s not been quite right since Judas Ferguson decided to get himself sacked from the coasters.

 

[maccavennie]

@JimmyJeffers We'll always love the Coasters (though Tim in the pub tattooed "Toasters" on my arse but that's only cos he has a phobia over the letter C

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@JimmyJeffers We'll always love the Coasters (though Tim in the pub tattooed "Toasters" on my arse but that's only cos he has a phobia over the letter C

Yeah I’ve got one from him saying ‘Luke ‘Burke is a tunt’ after his catastrophic sending off in our first play off final defeat. Just as well actually, cos I met him in the local spoons a few weeks back. He was like ‘what’s a tunt?’ And I said ‘it’s Russian. Means quality defender with a great engine’

 

[maccavennie]

Yeah I’ve got one from him saying ‘Luke ‘Burke is a tunt’ after his catastrophic sending off in our first play off final defeat. Just as well actually, cos I met him in the local spoons a few weeks back. He was like ‘what’s a tunt?’ And I said ‘it’s Russian. Means quality defender with a great engine’

If he knew that Jeffrey he'd appreciate it that you didn't make him feel like a cit ( he has an issue with words starting with t so he changes it to C) which is why his breast enlargement business called Trophy Tits didn't work cos he called it Crophy Cits on all his leaflets the daft sod

I don't call him Tim anymore, I call Cim

 

[Yarrgh]

Love that film mate. Has a fair bit of Boltonian passion in it as well

Love him up front cutting in off the right to use that cultured left foot to torment the oppo - a more mobile Youri Djorkieff. Mind you, to make it work you'd need an intelligent front man like Stevie Hawkins - like Nicky Anelka with more awareness of astrophysics. On the left of that front three I'd go for the vision and footballing perception of Helen Keller - she'd have Jay Jay on the subs bench of the all-time Bolton greats.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Apologies for lack of updates. Preparing the next update which I'll get up on Wednesday and then we are back with consistency.

Thanks for sticking by this.

 

[maccavennie]

Apologies for lack of updates. Preparing the next update which I'll get up on Wednesday and then we are back with consistency.

Thanks for sticking by this.

Keep up the good work mate, we are 1 page ahead of the Sandro thread

 

[Yarrgh]

Apologies for lack of updates. Preparing the next update which I'll get up on Wednesday and then we are back with consistency.

Thanks for sticking by this.

Only one more sleep to go.

 

[Jimishorts]

It’s not good enough.

Show some ambishun

Sack the board and tpbd.

Give it @maccavennie for the rest of the season.

 

[Jimishorts]

P.s how the coasters doin?

 

[Yarrgh]

Any Bolton Blammos to report?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Apologies for lack of updates. Preparing the next update which I'll get up on Wednesday and then we are back with consistency.

Thanks for sticking by this.

You have 57 minutes

 

[maccavennie]

It's almost Grease Lightening!!!!!

I think the Wanderers should walk out to that song.

Keep talking whoa keep talking!!!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

WHAT THE ACTUAL F IS GOING ON!
I’ve had to call Microsoft to come out and fix my f5 button. I’m sending you the bill @The Penalty Box Dancer . Not only am I angry. Im disappointed. You lied to fellow fans.