Is this one deffo yours ? lol lol
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
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She swears it's deffo mine Marnie, the dates work out it was was deffo around the time we went on a romantic caravan weekend to Skegness
Did she say that about the other 7 out of the 9 though lol
Ale out of nostrils here lolNah we just agreed to most of them as it worked out quite well for me with me benefits
Speaking of benefits mate, due to my ever expanding set of kids, the council had to put us in an 8 bedroom house with paddling pool included. I turned the shed into a nice little Gin & T bar and the paddling pool makes a great cooler for the Stella
And I thought I had it good living over here lol lol
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I'm only keep half an eye on the Coasters new now, but did you see Harry Kewell has them all doing yoga and pilates and meditating about stuff. Danny Rowe apprently broke down in group therapy saying that Big Dunc didn't validate his emotional well being because he called him a soft sh**e who needed to bang in more goals. Also they're all on a vegan diet to sort themselves out. Absolute shambles.
I'm glad that Big Dunc is at Bolton now. They've stuck with Fat Scam's all you can eat fry-ups for breakfast, but they've relaxed the no hair-of-the-dog after 9:00am rule to 10:00am. That's how to get full attendance at training! I hear Big Dunc is trying to get a more continental approach in place and has already introduced Lorne sausage and the option of wine to go alongside the more traditional breakfast beverages of spirits or ale.
Up the Trotters!
I'm glad that Big Dunc is at Bolton now. They've stuck with Fat Scam's all you can eat fry-ups for breakfast, but they've relaxed the no hair-of-the-dog after 9:00am rule to 10:00am. That's how to get full attendance at training! I hear Big Dunc is trying to get a more continental approach in place and has already introduced Lorne sausage and the option of wine to go alongside the more traditional breakfast beverages of spirits or ale.
Up the Trotters!
The Penalty Box Dancer
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Will focus our attention on Wanderers but as Fylde have been a big part of this journey I feel it is only right to provide a monthly update on them.
I don't think Barton will last long.
The Penalty Box Dancer
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227 GAMES AND NOT OUT....
The Penalty Box Dancer
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LIBERTY STADIUM, SWANSEA. 28th JANUARY 2023
New Swansea manager John McGreal left his managerial position at Bolton on the 17th December 2022 to take the vacant Swansea City job and was the subject to boos from the opposition fans. Duncan Ferguson was taking charge of his first game as Bolton Wanderers manager and was hoping to pile on the misery for Swansea who started the day 18th in the table.
Swansea came out attacking and the game was controlled in midfield by Leroy Fer. The midfielder turned creator and was playing balls forward for George Byers and Borja Baston but the Bolton defence done well to avert the danger. Dwight McNeill got onto the ball on the left flank on occasion throughout the first half but chances did not amount to much. Both sides went into the break at 0-0. Bolton came out with a bit more fight and desire. The Swansea onslaught continued and keeper Ben Amos made some fine saves to deny The Swans. With 15 minutes left to play it was attacking midfielder Erhun Oztumer who scored a stunning solo effort from 35 yards out with the ball rocketing into the top corner. Bolton fans could not believe it scoring a goal from nothing and the chants rang out of "Who the ****** are you?" to John McGreal. Bolton sat deep and Kyle Naughton crossed in from the left wing to Vazquez who hit a shot into the palms of Amos but the rebound fell back to him and he placed it home. Bolton looked set to hang on for the draw but with seconds remaining there was a dubious call for a penalty with the Swansea players claiming it struck the hand of Bellusci. There was hesitation from the referee but with the fans causing a raucous noise he pointed to the spot. Ferguson was livid on the touchline screaming in the face of the fourth official and was sent off. George Byers stepped up to take the penalty and made it 2-1 to Swansea. A devastating blow for Bolton who were so close but Swansea were the better side on the day and worked harder to get the win. Was it a penalty? Replays show there was contact with the ball but maybe accidental. Ferguson was unavailable for comment after the game.
New Swansea manager John McGreal left his managerial position at Bolton on the 17th December 2022 to take the vacant Swansea City job and was the subject to boos from the opposition fans. Duncan Ferguson was taking charge of his first game as Bolton Wanderers manager and was hoping to pile on the misery for Swansea who started the day 18th in the table.
Swansea came out attacking and the game was controlled in midfield by Leroy Fer. The midfielder turned creator and was playing balls forward for George Byers and Borja Baston but the Bolton defence done well to avert the danger. Dwight McNeill got onto the ball on the left flank on occasion throughout the first half but chances did not amount to much. Both sides went into the break at 0-0. Bolton came out with a bit more fight and desire. The Swansea onslaught continued and keeper Ben Amos made some fine saves to deny The Swans. With 15 minutes left to play it was attacking midfielder Erhun Oztumer who scored a stunning solo effort from 35 yards out with the ball rocketing into the top corner. Bolton fans could not believe it scoring a goal from nothing and the chants rang out of "Who the ****** are you?" to John McGreal. Bolton sat deep and Kyle Naughton crossed in from the left wing to Vazquez who hit a shot into the palms of Amos but the rebound fell back to him and he placed it home. Bolton looked set to hang on for the draw but with seconds remaining there was a dubious call for a penalty with the Swansea players claiming it struck the hand of Bellusci. There was hesitation from the referee but with the fans causing a raucous noise he pointed to the spot. Ferguson was livid on the touchline screaming in the face of the fourth official and was sent off. George Byers stepped up to take the penalty and made it 2-1 to Swansea. A devastating blow for Bolton who were so close but Swansea were the better side on the day and worked harder to get the win. Was it a penalty? Replays show there was contact with the ball but maybe accidental. Ferguson was unavailable for comment after the game.
What a disastrous end that was!
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Extra training to keep their stamina up. Playing like a tramps from the park 11 at times there. Got your work cut out there Dunc.
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