Ross Barkley joins Chelsea, er, Villa on loan

[goodisonopheliac]

I know! That's why I asked if he was gay.

Imagine if Chelsea had a gay player, loads of their fans would poo bricks.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Try as I might, I can't hate him.
I only wish him well.
He won't be at The Bridge for too long though methinks. Some new boss will come in and offload a few water carriers.

 

[Billysgingham.]

What's he been up to.

 

[DrEFC]

It’s all over twitter, just seen.

He looks a bit wonky there eh?

Ross Barkley only pawn in Football game of life

 

[Groucho]

Ross Barkley only pawn in Football game of life

This is a very unfair comparison.


To Mongo that is.

 

[Rob17896]

Is he gay? That looks like a gay bar.

What does that matter?

 

[Rob17896]

Oh Ross you absolute embarrassing plonker.
This is what happens when you get attracted to the bright lights of that there London.

Thousands of plonkers are attracted to the [Poor language removed] Lights of Anfield.

 

[Kurt.]

As if any of you's lot didn't see this coming, I've been expecting him to embarrass himself many times since the day he left, absolute numpty he is.

He deserves everything he gets the Rat, proper did a number on us, Karma is a bitch.

How much out of pocket did he leave you lad ?

 

[4737carlin]

Score the winner on Sunday and im turning up at the United match wearing one of them hats

 

[Penno]

What does that matter?

Why do you think, I think it matters? I'm purely curious.

 

[deipnosophist]

I know! That's why I asked if he was gay.

I was under the impression he'd goosed that Liverpool gangster's kopite ma...which was why he had to get out of town. Has information surfaced suggesting he'd goosed the gangster's dad?

 

[Penno]

I was under the impression he'd goosed that Liverpool gangster's kopite ma...which was why he had to get out of town. Has information surfaced suggesting he'd goosed the gangster's dad?

Wearing a cowboy hat!

 

[deipnosophist]

Wearing a cowboy hat!

...and cowboy suede chaps!

 

[degsy]

Christ, glad he left now after seeing that hat.

Looks like son of Freddie from Elm St.

 

[mahermi1]

What does that matter?

Think he was asking for a friend, mate.