Warm Weather Training

[BlueToff]

They should have gone somewhere in the first week of Jan after the FA Cup 3rd round.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

They should be kept warm by being roasted on a spit over a massive fire.

 

[MarkHollis]

Send them to watch Williams and Martina playing at Stoke to scare them straight

 

[ToffeeTim]

They should have gone somewhere in the first week of Jan after the FA Cup 3rd round.

Not when the 17 day break was a possibility. I'm actually glad I'll get a long prolonged break from watching these tossers.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Should be sent with the SAS on assault training the spineless pampered shower.

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Aleppo - could learn how to dodge bullets. There’s plenty coming their way.

 

[ford_uk]

17 day break they're getting. I have my suspicions about some of our players.

They should be sent to Finland, or Newfoundland or somewhere to tighten them.

They should be made to train every day of this break in the UK.

 

[canuckblue]

Bouvet Island. It's the most isolated piece of ground in the world.

 

[Izzy1878]

They should all be sent to Prestatyn with no chip pan and telly in their caravans.

 

[blulouie]

They should be kept warm by being roasted on a spit over a massive fire.

Could have a ....Spit-roast-athon.

 

[rockin' robin]

...i’d send them to New Brighton.

Too good for them

 

[Toast]

Can we loan them all out to a league 1 side for 17 days and then recall them and hope they learned to appreciate what they have ?

 

[billyblue80]

Coventry and don't come back

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I think the fairest thing is to give the lads a fortnight off. Allow them to pamper themselves for a while, spend their hard-earned money to take their families away. As we know, they forfeit so much during their five hour training sessions every weekday and two hours of work at the weekend, it's the least they deserve. Plus, when else do they have the chance to kick back and relax, apart from two whole months every summer? No, they don't need any warm weather training. I'd personally like the club to reward them for their performance this season, perhaps even feature exclusive snaps from their five star holiday resorts on the club's Twitter feed to treat the fans to exclusive access to their private lives and how they spend their millions. Then, when they're back all tanned and relaxed with their Gucci backpacks on, maybe Everton TV could grab a quick word with them as they enter Goodison just to hear how nice a time they all had and how they are all focused at the job in hand. Great lads.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Where will they be off to this year then? Dubai seems to be a firm favourite with the lads. Wherever it is I hope they have a great time and get the rest they all very much need/deserve. Worked wonders for us last year.

Beginning to think players are wise to the fact that if your out of the FA cup in January/February you get a nice weekend off and the club take you on a all expenses paid 'work' holiday to Dubai