deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...that’s the approach I adopt. There’s a ‘watching an imminent train smash’ element to following Everton which appeals to my penchant for black comedyTo be fair, I've supported Everton all my life and I am starting to take delight when we 'Everton things up'. The comedy value is the only enjoyment Everton offer these days.