The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

Keep or get rid?

  • Keep

    Votes: 24 19.8%
  • Get rid

    Votes: 97 80.2%

  • Total voters
    121
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It's a superb effort i thought. You're just hard to please.

Didn't see anyone else offering an anagram? :(

No, everyone else was offering manly disagreements, with strong opinions. Then, in you skip, limp wrists flailing everywhere, giggling like Babs Windsor on speed, squeeling, "Oooh, get meee! An anagram!!!!! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!"

*shakes head*
 
No, everyone else was offering manly disagreements, with strong opinions. Then, in you skip, limp wrists flailing everywhere, giggling like Babs Windsor on speed, squeeling, "Oooh, get meee! An anagram!!!!! Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!"

*shakes head*

I do like to be different.

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Oh and Hetinga out and stuff.
 

Bye Johnny, thought you were bigger coming into the club, still think the same, so it is time to get rid. Don't let the door and the fact you didn't win the WC hit you in the ass on the way out. I spit worth more than you, filthy kopite snide. Do not darken Evertons door again. C * * T !
 

You say it better than I man.

Ty your best, it is cumulative dislike that forces a parasite out. And Johnny Laa is Kopite all the way. Worse case of the strops (at Artetas contract) than Pienaar. Two Germany bound players, stick the Luftwaffe up both their arses. S.LAG.S!
 
I would really really hate to lose Johnny, especially as he played extremely well for us last year. Yeah, he had a rough start to this season but playing in the World Cup (more than three matches) can do that to ya.

That said, he needs to keep quiet and buck up his ideas. If that doesn't happen, then Bayern can give us 12M AND Martin Demechelis and I'd be a very happy camper.
 
We can't be having players like Hetinga making 65K on the bench. There must be a reason why he can't get on the pitch at Everton or Athletico. Granted, he's useful in that he can play multiple positions but is a master of none. At Bayern he'll be in the same boat, sitting on the bench waiting for someone to get injured.

Would take as little as 8M for him in a second, provided we use the money for something.
 

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