minor things that make you fume

[Jimishorts]

Kids on micro scooters in supermarkets.

I’m very close to clothes-lining one of these little gets.

 

[YoboCopter]

Alot of barmen

 

[LEONARD]

I haven’t had a dump since Monday

Syrup Of Figs.

 

[bigjonny]

I walked the game from fazak and a five mile walk this morning with the dog .

I bought some pills from boots so hopefully I’ll get some movement soon .

Any news ?

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Any news ?

Yeah the pills I bought have opened the floodgates. I’m so happy I could cry.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Yeah the pills I bought have opened the floodgates. I’m so happy I could cry.

Ah, that’s, erm, nice... ?! TBF, I can’t leave the house each morning unless I’ve had my ‘movement’ so fair play boss. May your bowels trouble you no more.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Ah, that’s, erm, nice... ?! TBF, I can’t leave the house each morning unless I’ve had my ‘movement’ so fair play boss. May your bowels trouble you no more.

I’ve just been again. It’s not even watery types just genuine big boss ones. Over the moon here.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Mock the week. Has it ever been anything other than cringe?

 

[gonetomorrow]

I’ve just been again. It’s not even watery types just genuine big boss ones. Over the moon here.

I think we're ALL relieved.

 

[larbert toffee]

Mock the week. Has it ever been anything other than cringe?

Each to their own Gwladys, wasn't sure about the new crop of comics at first but have now adjusted to them, remember we're getting older and they're getting younger.
One or two are not brilliant and the format is a little stale but I still record it and watch it with a beer or two with my 2 young 'uns at 19 and 21 they find it funny.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you’re trying to have a dump in peace and someone enters the cubicle next to you slamming the door, dropping the toilet seat, panting like a dog and then decides to have a full blown phone conversation.

 

[bol-uk]

When you’re trying to have a dump in peace and someone enters the cubicle next to you slamming the door, dropping the toilet seat, panting like a dog and then decides to have a full blown phone conversation.

WOW! who still poo's in a public bog?

I thought only preggers birds, kids under 6 and unsavoury types.

 

[Baines' left foot]

WOW! who still poo's in a public bog?

I thought only preggers birds, kids under 6 and unsavoury types.

Work toilets. Turned out it was a builder on the manager’s floor.

Horrible dirty scum. I spat at him.

 

[bol-uk]

Work toilets. Turned out it was a builder on the manager’s floor.

Horrible dirty scum. I spat at him.

lol
Did you typo H for a P

 

[Tree13]

Kids on micro scooters in supermarkets.

I’m very close to clothes-lining one of these little gets.

Please remember to upload footage when you finally do this.