Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Prepare to have your expectations exceeded.I'll honestly be disappointed if he doesn't rock up at Goodison with 5 child slaves harnessed up like horses pulling his tacky chariot whilst he's sat in the back being wanked off by a handful of prostitutes and snorting coke.
 
	 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
	 
 
		 
 
		







