Confirmed Signing Richarlison

[chrismpw]

I watched the first minute and fell in love.

Welcome to Everton, Richie

I watched the first minute and switched off because of the cacophony of music and the promise of multiple ads.

 

[Zezti]

announce Richard Lison

 

[TheBigIguana]

announce Richard Lison

I've been calling him Richie Larson to confuse some friends

 

[COYB]

I'd take a few Coleman's before we take on £50m wingers Need some snarl in this side. With this fella, Walcott and Lookman we have pace for Cenk and The Prince to nod 'em in. Plenty of targets there for Sigs.

Just need a midfield dominator (Gana / Davies / MS) and back four of .... Coleman, er... and er...

 

[Boss_Blue]

ANNOUNCE RIVALDO

 

[efcjames]

 

[Hantakun]

Announce Rick Charlieson.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

If he flops can we say “get Ridcharlison”

(is physically thrown into the street by an angry mob)

 

[Boss_Blue]

Erm lads...

 

[AmericasToffee]

The old Asociated Press crushing dreams

 

[BenToffee79]

The old Asociated Press crushing dreams

Click on link it’s a fake news story

 

[ilikecheese]

Erm lads...

Until Sportofact picks up the story I ain't buying it.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Erm lads...

That jarg account couldn’t even spell “Associated” right, and why would the US wire service write that story up anyway? Very poor effort, 1.5/10.

 

[Paulie]

Richarlisoff.

 

[toffee66]

@chicoazul is on Twitter using a fake news generator and I guess this is one of his or an imitator.