Scarlet Moffatt

[Baines' left foot]

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She's today revealed she's seeing this lid.
Says his names Lee Wilkinson, but we all really know who he is on here.
@Baines' left foot

As if I have tattoos. You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Rubbish mate - just look at the cheeky grin!

God to give her credit like for the amount of weight she's lost.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

God to give her credit like for the amount of weight she's lost.

Aye she carries it well and no mistake. The world would be an interesting place if all the catwalk models looked like her.

 

[COYBL25]

As if I have tattoos. You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

You tell em Bainsey lad

 

[marnie]

As if I have tattoos. You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

Nah yer just shove a banana up its exhaust pipe. lol

 

[Azzurri]

Aye she carries it well and no mistake. The world would be an interesting place if all the catwalk models looked like her.

What are you on about you absolute danger?

 

[Charlie Sweet]

What are you on about you absolute danger?

Pipe down lad @COYBL25 agrees with me

 

[SiEdmo]

I had a woman (I say woman, cause I was 18 or 19 at the time and she had a few years on me, she was about 27/28 offer to have sex with me in the foam. I said no, but my hotel was round the corner we could pop back there and come back in half an hour. She turned round and said no she would rather do it in the foam.

I just carried on fingering her at the bar in BCM whilst her mate just stood watching.

haha, havin been there and witnessed the madness, this story does not shock me at all haha,

bet her mate was just staring at her watch wondering when it was kebab time

 

[COYBL25]

Pipe down lad @COYBL25 agrees with me

LOL.

All I can say, is that hand on heart, I`ve been with much much worse

 

[Charlie Sweet]

LOL.

All I can say, is that hand on heart, I`ve been with much much worse

Exactly. On a boozy night out if she was in one of her fit phases and all dolled up she'd be a 7 in most people's books. The idea that a lot on here would turn down the opportunity for a quick bit of romance is stretching it a bit

 

[COYBL25]

Exactly. On a boozy night out if she was in one of her fit phases and all dolled up she'd be a 7 in most people's books. The idea that a lot on here would turn down the opportunity for a quick bit of romance is stretching it a bit

I used to work on the principle of - " G.U.E " / Go Ugly Early, so it wouldn`t have really made much difference either way to me.

It was a strategy I was introduced to by some Irish lads on a trip to Dublin.

They`d done their own time and motion study on pulling and come to the conclusion that chasing stunners, was a waste of time, effort and money, hence their chosen motto of " Go Ugly Early "

Their success rate was measurably better, left more time for drinking and much cheaper too.

 

[larbert toffee]

I used to work on the principle of - " G.U.E " / Go Ugly Early, so it wouldn`t have really made much difference either way to me.

The old saying that the youngster's will nowadays be puzzled with comes to mind 'You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire'
God I'm getting old.

 

[COYBL25]

The old saying that the youngster's will nowadays be puzzled with comes to mind 'You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire'
God I'm getting old.

Hahahahhaha, I haven`t heard that one for years !

 

[evertondotcom]

haha, havin been there and witnessed the madness, this story does not shock me at all haha,

bet her mate was just staring at her watch wondering when it was kebab time

Her mate knew full well I was knuckle deep in her best friend - she literally didn't care.

People say lads are bad, but through my past experiences woman can be even worse. When they get a taste for it, nothing stops them.

 

[COYBL25]

Her mate knew full well I was knuckle deep in her best friend - she literally didn't care.

People say lads are bad, but through my past experiences woman can be even worse. When they get a taste for it, nothing stops them.

I`m a big fan of your writing style mate, any chance of starting a Valentines thread on the run up to the most romantic day of the year ?