Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[jaybx1878]

Amateur hour again, this inability to close deals happens far to often to be a coincidence.

 

[Bungle]

What, all 3 of them?

20% of the Tosun fee was going to community projects in Turkey, we'll now re-direct that to ISIS and the figure will go up every time one of them pipes up.

 

[Nymzee]

£25m is pennies in today's market.

 

[TyphooToffee]

What, all 3 of them?

Wait - he's got three heads?

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

20% of the Tosun fee was going to community projects in Turkey, we'll now re-direct that to ISIS and the figure will go up every time one of them pipes up.

20% of the fee will redevelop their entire country.

 

[navidson]

I hope the rest of our negotiating team are working on bringing in a LB whilst we arse around with this?

 

[Hummus]

Listen up you dreary little chump, you'll take what we've offered and crawl back to your league and continue to set off flares like the angry little ultras you are.

Look at us we're dead hard cos we can shout loudly and grimace like a constipated buffoon as we throw colourful flares at each other. Shut your mouth and don't come at us again with your pointless rants otherwise we'll buy all your players and replace them with an Operation Yewtree XI you shithouses.

Bungle cracking them whips

 

[chrismpw]

Might have already been mentioned, but I just read that besiktas have dropped the hint that they've had a 30m bid from China.

Now I don't know about you lot, but when I'm buying a car and hear the "oh somebody else is having a look this afternoon" blather, I lose all trust and just walk away.

 

[bluestevon]

There taking the piss out of us hear!!!

They're

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I hope the rest of our negotiating team are working on bringing in a LB whilst we arse around with this?

Best joke I've heard in ages! Imagine Everton being capable of negotiating more than one transfer at a time, hahaha!

 

[bol-uk]

20% of the fee will redevelop their entire country.

Mate, there have been loads of Turkish kids coming on here being helpful, your comment is a bit low IMO

 

[PhilEFC]

Mate, there have been loads of Turkish kids coming on here being helpful, your comment is a bit low IMO

Yeah the majority of them seem sound, just the odd exception, and they seem keen for him to sign for us and do well.

 

[Efcjake]

Not even had a bid accepted yet. Ffs Everton and Walsh.

 

[kev]

Beşiktaş Int.‏ @Besiktas_Int 1m1 minute ago
#Beşiktaş president Fikret Orman is departing for the UK, he is currently at the airport. He is going to conduct the finalizing talks regarding Cenk Tosun’s move to #Everton. #EFC (via @Muratozen1903)

OK who is on airport watch

 

[bluestevon]

So did Klaassens though.

Even in today's market £30m for someone outscored by Kone seems a bit pricey. I get that he has more to his game than goals but it's goals we need atm.

Lingard outscoring De bruyne, doucoure outscoring Alli,