Elton John
Player Valuation: £25k
Lots of managers would be interested in managing us for 6 million a year. I just know our board won't pay another 10 million to sack a manager, so we're stuck with him. We'll be in the bottom three by Christmas. Can we hope he'll jump ship to another job? We got him in based on his name, not his capabilities as a manager, perhaps another club will be similarly foolish and he'll fancy going elsewhere. What a dream








