Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Neiler]

Swansea popcorning us with signing a striker with our money.

 

[Connor]

'#Jelavic is ours'

 

[nsno-chris]

Did you ever see him in Kill the Irishman?. Literally the worst Irish accent of all time. Brilliant.lol

Hate the fella. Made up when Tamer Hassan webbed him everywhere

 

[MACCA75]

We haven't really withheld news all day just so Jim White can announce it. Have we? Have we???

No we haven't.

 

[Abraders]

Swansea popcorning us with signing a striker with our money.

Literally this

 

[skybluematt]

#WelcomeKane

#WelcomeBackKone*

 

[Nyhus]

Am I now the only one that still thinks we will sign someone in the last 2 hours of the window?

Yes.

 

[Toast]

Hayley.
Leather skirt.


I'd finger her. Vigorously.
@bluejock

 

[sconeblaster]

Literally this

Rosco is our new striker, i think he'll slot for fun.

 

[ProZ]

Far to quiet for my liking

 

[formerly manx toffee]

I bought a box of Kleenex especially for today toolol

I bought pampers

 

[mccole]

#NothingsChanged

 

[wiggie]

Kirsty Gallagher is stripping down to her knickers and getting up on the desk to gyrate for 25 minutes at 11pm.

 

[Mozza1987]

Come on Jim give us this big announcement then you bell!

 

[blue4eva77]

You're all still dead weird

Dead weird would be an Evertonian that's been posting on an Everton forum for years where 90% of those posts consist of two or three words per post on average.