Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Lee Smith]

It's days like this that I really miss being able to secretly ring ClubCall to spend £73.40 of me mum's phone bill to learn absolutely nothing

 

[Kal El]

Well she has a lot to offer up front!

 

[bluestevon]

Aguerro swap with Sanchez - Giroud gets the hump - we get him

*wakes up

 

[tellmema]

sharp shooting mate.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I've just skimmed the last 20 pages or so to pick out names.

After feeding all those names into my super computer along with data on net spend, FFP, current wage bill, the type of profile Koeman and Walsh like and what we actually need it's come back with some great news..

We have an 89% chance of signing Natalie Sawyer.

If anyone is going to sell out the new 60,000 stadium it's her

 

[sharkey1001]

Welcome Timo lad

 

[Nymzee]

We can't have anything

BREAKING NEWS

We understand no deal has been agreed for the transfer of Oumar Niasse.

Reports in the newspapers have been reporting that Crystal Palace had agreed a deal with Everton for the striker.

 

[chicoazul]

So we're signing Princess Diana? She'll be straight off down the tunnel.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nevsonlymate]

Standby for operation meltdown

If this carries on at this pace our medicals for the 3 new top notch signings will be like my doctors appointments ,5 minutes and your done.

 

[trueblue10]

Lucas Perez a target for Newcastle

 

[GrandOldTeam]

a sudden flurry of activity on twitter. Ed Aarons of the Guardian is claiming us and Newcastle have approached Arsenal about Perez. There is a very dubious link to Konstantinos Mitroglou from Benfiica and several eagle eyed toffees are claiming Batshuayi has just followed Schneiderlin on twitter.

Apologies if this has already been mentioned by Alan Myers has tweeted his sources tell him to expect a busy BUSY BUSY time @ Everton today.
Outgoings wise Niasse is off to get his new locker in old London Town, Lennon may be off as well and Kev? who the heck knows. Apparently Cheslea lead the way with Ross but he preferes a more to Spurs.
I've also seen one account suggest Vermaelen unlikely to happen as Barca are short on defensive cover and theres been zero updates on the lad from Split as far as i can see.

Our new twitter correspondent.

 

[neonleon]

Lennon moving on to Burnley? We really are trying to build the most skilful team ever with the least possible pace. Glaciers move faster than half this Everton squad. Why did we sell Barry? He was perfect for the Koeman approach.

A few more slowies and 3-5-2 all season and it'll be perma-fume.

 

[DanEFC92]

So we're signing Princess Diana? She'll be straight off down the tunnel.

 

[orly]

So we're signing Princess Diana? She'll be straight off down the tunnel.

Good Lord

 

[orly]

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