Right Ok. I would imagine he is very much in the minority mate.The person I was replying to said he was, hence the reply
Well she has a lot to offer up front!I've just skimmed the last 20 pages or so to pick out names.
After feeding all those names into my super computer along with data on net spend, FFP, current wage bill, the type of profile Koeman and Walsh like and what we actually need it's come back with some great news..
We have an 89% chance of signing Natalie Sawyer.
Can't see us signing 21 players in a day matestill possible (albeit sometimes minimal) in no particular order.
Dembele
Dzeko
Werner
Batshuayi
Janssen
Bacca
Welbeck
Giroud
Okaka
Bellotti
Zapata
Zohore
Slimani
Jimenez
Dollberg
Mahrez
Draxler
Vermaelen
Gibson
Abdennour
Marcano
All is not lost - let's wet our beds and make those sheets yellow!
still possible (albeit sometimes minimal) in no particular order.
Dembele
Dzeko
Werner
Batshuayi
Janssen
Bacca
Welbeck
Giroud
Okaka
Bellotti
Zapata
Zohore
Slimani
Jimenez
Dollberg
Mahrez
Draxler
Vermaelen
Gibson
Abdennour
Marcano
All is not lost - let's wet our beds and make those sheets yellow!
still possible (albeit sometimes minimal) in no particular order.
Dembele
Dzeko - No replacement, won't leave
Werner - Too expensive
Batshuayi
Janssen
Bacca - Sold
Welbeck
Giroud - Doesn't want to leave
Okaka
Bellotti - Too expensive
Zapata - Going Samp
Zohore - Too expensive
Slimani
Jimenez
Dollberg - Won't leave this summer
Mahrez - lol
Draxler - Too expensive
Vermaelen
Gibson
Abdennour - Gone to Marseille
Marcano
All is not lost - let's wet our beds and make those sheets yellow!
As Sky would say anything's possible in this yellow world.Can't see us signing 21 players in a day mate
Jason "Climate Change"" Denayer off on loan again.
Given how many prospects the top clubs stockpile and squander, you'd think it wouldn't be too difficult to score a few stopgap loans, until the players we actually want go on sale.
Not that I know whether ol' Climate Change is any good or not
a sudden flurry of activity on twitter. Ed Aarons of the Guardian is claiming us and Newcastle have approached Arsenal about Perez. There is a very dubious link to Konstantinos Mitroglou from Benfiica and several eagle eyed toffees are claiming Batshuayi has just followed Schneiderlin on twitter.
Apologies if this has already been mentioned by Alan Myers has tweeted his sources tell him to expect a busy BUSY BUSY time @ Everton today.
Outgoings wise Niasse is off to get his new locker in old London Town, Lennon may be off as well and Kev? who the heck knows. Apparently Cheslea lead the way with Ross but he preferes a more to Spurs.
I've also seen one account suggest Vermaelen unlikely to happen as Barca are short on defensive cover and theres been zero updates on the lad from Split as far as i can see.