Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Noble Savage]

@Bungle

This lad is basically calling you Jan Molby.

I wouldn't even do that to a die hard RS . That's downright cruel .

 

[chicoazul]

At the end of transfer deadline day I want you all to answer these questions honestly.

Are Everton likely gain more points than the season before?

Have Everton closed the gap on quality to the teams above us?

Have Everton spent as much money as needed to improve?

Remember these questions. I believe Moomin may also have a question or two for you.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Let me project my insecurities please mate, I'm currently sweating and on the verge of cardiac arrest from climbing the 4 steps to my office so I'm feeling vulnerable.

I'd prescribe a nice sit down, accompanied by a strong black coffee, a couple of B&H and a few biccies. Get back on to the Internet and you'll be feeling yourself in no time.

 

[Fishman]

We signing Jedward then?

 

[Donald Twain]

At the end of transfer deadline day I want you all to answer these questions honestly.

Are Everton likely gain more points than the season before?

Have Everton closed the gap on quality to the teams above us?

Have Everton spent as much money as needed to improve?

Remember these questions. I believe Moomin may also have a question or two for you.

Does anyone care what you say? Mate we need 5 players at least or this season is a wash out !

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

You're a grown man. You need to reconsider your life choices VERY carefully.

come 11pm when we've signed no one and i've wasted a day i'll no doubt agree with you.

 

[Bungle]

I'd prescribe a nice sit down, accompanied by a strong black coffee, a couple of B&H and a few biccies. Get back on to the Internet and you'll be feeling yourself in no time.

Coming to yours so we can spend deadline day together. Post your address so we can get a few others together to join us.

 

[Lanolin]

At the end of transfer deadline day I want you all to answer these questions honestly.

Are Everton likely gain more points than the season before?

Have Everton closed the gap on quality to the teams above us?

Have Everton spent as much money as needed to improve?

Remember these questions. I believe Moomin may also have a question or two for you.

There should probably be one about pizza toppings just to keep it real.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Does anyone care what you say? Mate we need 5 players at least or this season is a wash out !

Harvey , Donald

 

[chicoazul]

Does anyone care what you say? Mate we need 5 players at least or this season is a wash out !

If I woofed would you take more notice?

 

[bluestevon]

Tell any team who is interested, 35million and Barkley is yours. If not, 20million in January. In the meantime freeze the plank out of the first team picture. He's no Evertonian.

Please get some reinforcements in Everton. Koeman is gona end up looking like an idiot after all this 'pressure' on the board to deliver, once he's towing the line suggesting he's happy with the transfer window when it's quite obvious he isn't. 200k a week will do that to a manager, though!

Couldn't help but laugh out loud at that coming from you of all people

 

[chicoazul]

There should probably be one about pizza toppings just to keep it real.

L-man does pineapple make it to your pizza yes or no sir?

 

[tmgc]

Those two lads look like they could out snivel Tom Snivelly.

 

[Donald Twain]

If I woofed would you take more notice?

doesn't do you any favours that sort of tomfoolery ! 5 players lad or it's bottom 6

 

[a bell maul]

My connection is not 100. I'm bouncing about in a 2 metre swell catching fish.. but f*** this, I'm headed to port now so I can share the next 10 odd hours with my GOT bezzies...