Thankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.
Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.
Shut up shop lads, Dave downie hinting at nothing happening for us today......................I know I know
Im wearing me Mac though, as usualCome on up mate , you know the way!
Thanks mate, glad we jibbed them off. He still has a part to play in the squad I think.
stop griping here Chico ffsThankfully this is your final day you sad little transfer ferrets. From tomorrow I want you searching for a girl to kiss to end this humiliating virginity for you. No more YouTube scouting. No more pretending you know obscure foreign footballers. No more debating where to put players that don't sign into your cringey little FIFA formations.
Then pipe rar down until January and just watch the football instead you box room texans.
You mean you haven't booked the day off work today?!Lads, got a revolutionary new idea for you to check out.
Basically it involves you just going about your day normally with good grooming and being nice to girls, and ignoring all the media driven transfer hysteria. Maybe you can check your phone every now and then to see if Everton signed anyone.
If Everton sign anyone then you have a pragmatic attitude until the player has got maybe 15-20 games under their belt. And just continue living life as normal, hiding the fact that you enjoy FIFA computer games a bit too much. Maybe even ask some of them girls out that you've been nice to, try to kiss them and stuff.