Leroy "dodgy knee" FerOr Andriy "add £10m for the casino" Yarmolenko
Or Sean "Aren't you supposed to have two knees?" Davis
Or Joao "lol fakebid" Moutinho
Or Axel "I'm a filthy whore and I don't even care" Witsel
Or Juan Roman "What is an Everton?" Riquelme
Or Moussa "James McCarthy is family" Sissoko
Or Fabrizio "We'll offer you £10k per week less than you currently earn" Ravanelli









