Summer Transfer Window 2017

[a bell maul]

That's just from my pc mate....

I was surprised that MILF porn was so popular. Even teenage boys preferred it. And good looking women in their forties and even fifties are all now being serviced by young early 20s studs.
It's a rum world.

 

[msb]

Moshiri needs to spend 200m net this time round after his profiteering last summer. Time for a big statement.

Hard to disagree, but anyone suggesting he spends or he is gone needs a shed load of money or a lobotomy.

 

[a bell maul]

Who you want mate?

If I said who I wanted, there would be a chorus of disapproval on here (as there is for every nominated target).
I don't know granter79...I have lost all my confidence.
Feeling a bit bleak to be fair...

 

[mixed_up]

If Klaasen is a bit of a yardie (like Naismith), I hope he doesn't come here.
I'm not overly keen on Keane either; he's a bit agricultural.
Sandro? Not sure he won't turn out like Soldado. The PL is not the place to experiment with untried continentals.

So, from being quite excited a few pages back, I've returned to a state of MILF-hunting. There will be many exciting times.

Good.

 

[MikeH72]

Klaasen shouldn't be compared to Naismith just cos they're similar heights.

Klaasen can't play right-wing or left-wing or striker.

Klaasen is an all-round central midfielder who gets in the box to score and helps his team score goals. He is more comparable to Tom Davies than Steven Naismith. And tbh we could probably rely on him for a full season to score and make assists from a 3-man midfield more than the young prodigy right now. And with EL footy, cups, and a top-4 push he would be a good signing IMO.

Neither could Naismith

 

[Duncan Disordely]

OK mate. just thought that GOT's PTB didn't like the mirror or/and vice versa, but wasn't aware why (which is why I didn't post the links as I usually do), I wasn't aware of that being the reason. Seems pretty insane from their end.

Yeah bit nuts isn't it. Best to just totally swerve that paper or write your own version of what they say, but without naming them.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

If I said who I wanted, there would be a chorus of disapproval on here (as there is for every nominated target).
I don't know granter79...I have lost all my confidence.
Feeling a bit bleak to be fair...

If Klaasen is a bit of a yardie (like Naismith), I hope he doesn't come here.
I'm not overly keen on Keane either; he's a bit agricultural.
Sandro? Not sure he won't turn out like Soldado. The PL is not the place to experiment with untried continentals.

So, from being quite excited a few pages back, I've returned to a state of despondency. There will be no more excited trips to the aerodrome for me.

Such a poor window. No one good wants to be at Everton it seems

Is irony entirely lost on you?

 

[a bell maul]

@Deco likes this

 

[mixed_up]

If I said who I wanted, there would be a chorus of disapproval on here (as there is for every nominated target).
I don't know granter79...I have lost all my confidence.
Feeling a bit bleak to be fair...

------------------Lovre Kalinic/Pickford

Coleman------Keane---------Mori--------Baines

---------Schneiderlin-----------Gueye

-------------------Klaasen/Rooney---------------

Munir/Traore--------------------------------Lookman/Sandro

--------------------Rooney/Sandro


Subs could include: Robles, Davies, Dowell, Kenny, Galloway, Holgate, Mirallas, Calvert-Lewin, Barry, Williams, Jagielka, Mendy, Bolasie when he's back

Hope that cheers you up!

 

[a bell maul]

Is irony entirely lost on you?

What's irony?

 

[Goat]

------------------Lovre Kalinic/Pickford

Coleman------Keane---------Mori--------Baines

---------Schneiderlin-----------Gueye

-------------------Klaasen/Rooney---------------

Munir/Traore--------------------------------Lookman/Sandro

--------------------Rooney/Sandro


Subs could include: Robles, Davies, Dowell, Galloway, Holgate, Mirallas, Calvert-Lewin, Barry, Williams, Jagielka, Mendy, Bolasie when he's back

Hope that cheers you up!

Hi mate, that team would struggle in League One.

Thanks for reading.

 

[Deco]

@Deco likes this

What's this mate? I'm out of the loop here

 

[GwladysBlue]

I've seen Klaasen play once and he was awful. That's all I have to add to the debate.

 

[a bell maul]

------------------Lovre Kalinic/Pickford

Coleman------Keane---------Mori--------Baines

---------Schneiderlin-----------Gueye

-------------------Klaasen/Rooney---------------

Munir/Traore--------------------------------Lookman/Sandro

--------------------Rooney/Sandro


Subs could include: Robles, Davies, Dowell, Galloway, Holgate, Mirallas, Calvert-Lewin, Barry, Williams, Jagielka, Mendy, Bolasie when he's back

Hope that cheers you up!

Yes...I like that!!!

Thank you so much mate, you have lifted me out of my fug. I'm off to the aerodrome again!!!

 

[GwladysBlue]

------------------Lovre Kalinic/Pickford

Coleman------Keane---------Mori--------Baines

---------Schneiderlin-----------Gueye

-------------------Klaasen/Rooney---------------

Munir/Traore--------------------------------Lookman/Sandro

--------------------Rooney/Sandro


Subs could include: Robles, Davies, Dowell, Kenny, Galloway, Holgate, Mirallas, Calvert-Lewin, Barry, Williams, Jagielka, Mendy, Bolasie when he's back

Hope that cheers you up!

Please, God, no.

That team is awful.