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That thread where the esk confessed to having some weird affair at 19 with the local vicar's wife had me in stitches for ages. Must have a look for that thread again lol
 


I know its been mentioned but it really deserves a repost from @caught

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014
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Been working as a journalist for about 3 years now, I'm only 25, live in Liverpool and have a 10 month old boy. Got a decent salary and the opportunity to travel watching sports when I'm not tied down with family, otherwise I write things like football, formula one, cricket opinion pieces or things like match reports.

and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014
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I'm only a fairly young man myself who got married last month to the girl I've been with since I was 14 (26 now)
May 18 2015
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I'm a 24 year old man

There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

didn't copy everything here is the link

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/most-youve-ever-disappointed-your-partner.81581/page-10
 
Rook said:
I know its been mentioned but it really deserves a repost from @caught

I just thought it was a little odd for someone to write "I miss being 18" if they fell into a coma on their 18th birthday. Just not the kind of off-hand comment you'd expect, know what I mean? I didn't want to upset you, though. If you really did urinate in your mother-in-law's beer, watch her drink it, and then tie up and roll her husband down a hill just before your 18th birthday then I apologise.

Actually, I had a look through a few of your posts while you were replying, just to check I wasn't being unreasonable. It seems dates and stuff aren't really your strong point. Like:


Aug 10 2014
↑
Been working as a journalist for about 3 years now, I'm only 25, live in Liverpool and have a 10 month old boy. Got a decent salary and the opportunity to travel watching sports when I'm not tied down with family, otherwise I write things like football, formula one, cricket opinion pieces or things like match reports.

and, actually, your own age does seem to be a particular point of confusion:


Aug 10 2014
↑
I'm only a fairly young man myself who got married last month to the girl I've been with since I was 14 (26 now)
May 18 2015
↑
I'm a 24 year old man

There are quite a few other inconsistencies, too, but I'm sure all of them can be easily explained. Apologies for causing any distress on your part at this most magical time of year.

didn't copy everything here is the link

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/most-youve-ever-disappointed-your-partner.81581/page-10
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It's still as brutal now as it was then.
 

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