What do you prefer?
I'm a flat water drinker personally
I'm a flat water drinker personally

DieSparkling water is for tories and southerners
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTory
I knew it! Took a long time, but I knew you'd be unmasked eventually.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You filthy liberal, guardian reading toadsI knew it! Took a long time, but I knew you'd be unmasked eventually.