Worst Christmas presents

[chrismpw]

At the risk of sounding utterly ungrateful - what is the sort of thing you hate or are utterly disappointed in receiving at chrimbo?

I can ignore the bottle of Stella (which I rarely drink) I used to get from my nephews I return for the crate of stella I gave them, as they were only just students.

For me it's any kind of socks or man cosmetics. I only ever buy black socks so that I don t waste hours having to pair them out if the tumbly. Imagine the chaos a Bart Simpson sock throws into this order.

Cosmetics are for the ladies. My outdoorsy rugged appearance is not enhance by slathering mayonnaise onto my dace.

Even a Christmas jumper can be used to was the car, but socks and cosmetics no ta.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Neither a giver nor receiver be - disappointment will never occur.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

At the risk of sounding utterly ungrateful - what is the sort of thing you hate or are utterly disappointed in receiving at chrimbo?

I can ignore the bottle of Stella (which I rarely drink) I used to get from my nephews I return for the crate of stella I gave them, as they were only just students.

For me it's any kind of socks or man cosmetics. I only ever buy black socks so that I don t waste hours having to pair them out if the tumbly. Imagine the chaos a Bart Simpson sock throws into this order.

Cosmetics are for the ladies. My outdoorsy rugged appearance is not enhance by slathering mayonnaise onto my dace.

Even a Christmas jumper can be used to was the car, but socks and cosmetics no ta.

Minge x

 

[chrismpw]

Neither a giver nor receiver be - disappointment will never occur.

Oh the ghods I try! I try every year to convince people just to ignore me.

 

[summerisle]

People who get me a book because, "as soon as I saw saw it I thought of you".
Thanks, I'll put on the stack.

 

[chrismpw]

Minge x

Love you too x

 

[Yorkie]

Someone I know through work received a grave plot for Christmas.
He had just turned 60.

Think he'd made an error in the months leading up to xmas.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Oh the ghods I try! I try every year to convince people just to ignore me.

Quite simple.
For years had a mate and his family ask me to the IOM and mates asking me to their place over here. Tell the IOM mates you're going to mates over here and vice versa.
Never give cards/presents at Christmas. At some random time of the year give them cash to sort the kids something for birthdays and the thing you don't do.
Family - none of mine are alive or speak to me except one son who abhors Christmas as much as me.
Turn phones off, stay in bed with plentiful supplies of coffee pods, cigarettes and a decent book.

Hope that helps

 

[gorgeousgeorgeEFC]

I got a size X-L jumper from my sister-in-law, despite the fact that I'm a Medium. Or a large at a push.

 

[Rsoles]

I got a size X-L jumper from my sister-in-law, despite the fact that I'm a Medium. Or a large at a push.

She was basing the size on what she saw below mate

 

[Gladystweet]

Someone I know through work received a grave plot for Christmas.
He had just turned 60.

Think he'd made an error in the months leading up to xmas.

What the..........?

 

[Bungle]

What the..........?

I'm struggling to work out if that was a 'grave error' joke, or if it was genuine.

 

[Gladystweet]

My sister bought me a small wooden duck once...just what I've always wanted.

An ex's mum and dad bought me a tow rope and a sponge combo...they did hate me like.

 

[Eggs]

...DVDs. Never play them or watch them once and that's it. Got a bag of DVDs under the stairs, I must give them to charity.

 

[Prevenger17]

...DVDs. Never play them or watch them once and that's it. Got a bag of DVDs under the stairs, I must give them to charity.

Poor kids have moved on to blu-ray